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Almost as if you're supposed to get married and have kids whilst young.
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Hear me out: 6 July’s, 6 October’s
I’d take a whole year of Octobers. 🍁
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Meanwhile the greater beneficiaries of arranged marriages are ugly fat women like the OP
remove the safety net of arranged marriages in Pakistan and a lot of men would realize they have absolutely no game. Their families can find them a wife but they cant manufacture the personality, maturity or character it takes to deserve one
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My plans for the day
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So real but what does taking social risks look like?
Because anxiety is helping you play safe
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Female nature = normal Male nature = disgusting pervert
Room-temperature IQ in full display. 🤣
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Seen an old man looking a bit lost on my lunch walk. I walked past him initially but then turned back to help. He was struggling to find the address but I pointed it out to him. I'm changing my ways...
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Don't know why I keep thinking I'll eventually come to some epiphany. The same dozen thoughts ping pong around my head over and over
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Do people really tolerate bad company just so they're not alone?
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This is killing me because it's so true. I've heard many such cases. "I stayed up late because I've not had any 'me time'"
Employim love to perform revenge sleep deprivation where they stay up late to “take back their time” and then make their next day miserable. Then they spend their weekends catching up on sleep The Wagecuck Paradox
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"Do you talk to an AI chat bot" will be added to my list of pre marriage questions.
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Someone with this profile picture liked my tweet...
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Someone dare me to set this as my LinkedIn profile picture
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até parei de usar IA pra sobrar mais água pro próximo tsunami no japão
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Les japonais qui nous traitent des singes alors que c'est eux qui se pendent dans les arbres
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Me, rotting in silence, watching people my age actually have a life.
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quand tu croises un japonais en randonnée mais tu t’rends compte que ces pieds touchent pas le sol
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Le japonais qui remercie son patron de le laisser partir 3mn plus tôt de sa 65h de boulot de la semaine (on est mercredi)
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الأرجنتيني إذا اكتشف أن زوجته تخونه بس مع رجل أوروبي
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There's 1.5k people sat in a live waiting for a light to come on a Sainsbury's sign. Peak Britain.
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Me as a Predator 🎀🥹
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