Man spotted fixing moving bus with passengers inside in Lagos. 😳

Ebola: Kenyans urged to stop public gatherings, handshakes and hugs

How can you deal with a boyfriend mwenye anakula kula anyhow. Yes ako na pesa hana familia but siku nimeenda kwake huwa anakulanisha hadi namshangaa. Lunch tunakula ugali nyama saa saba, saa nane anachukua yoghurt, kidogo kidogo anachukua biscuit, mara anakula queen cake, anafungua soda. Yani before masaa ya supper ifike amekula mara kama kumi. Yani huwa ananiboo na ni mtu ako 30yrs. Mkikula breakfast saa mbili, immediately ashaanza kuuliza mtakula nini lunch yani mtu amefura ako na 80kgs amenonanisha na ni mfupi tumbo limejaa kujaa... 😄

Kenyans react after Deputy President Kithure Kindiki publicly endorse controversial televangelist David Kariuki Ngare, popularly known as Gakuyo, for the Thika MP seat. The endorsement has sparked debate, with some questioning how Gakuyo is being embraced politically despite the fraud cases he has faced, including the ongoing Sh1B Ekeza Sacco case. The man was charged with multiple counts of conspiracy to defraud and obtaining money by false pretence na utaona watu wakimpigia kura.

And what confirmed that?

Tried Jaba again and that shit SUCKS still lmfao

Mama fua amesema hafui nguo za dem mwingine 😂

Gov't plans Ksh.70B Ebola response fund with support from US, World Bank citizen.digital/article/govt…

🚨 | BREAKING! F1 is set to return to Africa after 37 years, with Rwanda expected to join the calendar in 2030. An agreement has reportedly been reached for a new permanent circuit to be built around 40km from Kigali. An official announcement could come later this year. 📰 @Racingnews365c

Hapo vipi!

Moses alikuwa anatembea akakanyanga matope. Moses Akaranga 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Squirters are the salt of the earth.

In the last few years, a few tweeps have passed away from alleged HIV complications. I always wondered why they suffered in silence or why their friends couldn't pull them out of their fatalistic spirals. After seeing all the HIV "burns" this weekend, I now have more insight.