Constitutionalist. 2A absolutist. Nerd. Knower of Energy. Mathematics Appreciator. Rural Untouchable. Alien Believer.

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Imagine believing that a disease that was eradicated suddenly popped up here because of some kid whose parents watch Fox, and not from the open border policies over the last decade.
Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
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Yet they’re broke, you retard.
Growing up is realizing that the “liberal hellhole” of California pays for all the red states.
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You served, but apparently can’t read.
Iran taking out L.A. & San Diego would be a small price to pay??? Fuck you, Trump. Commander-in-Chief, my ass! We've served . . . we fought. You haven't. EVER. Chickenshit draft dodging asshole. #VoteBlue San Diego Yankees Falcons Boone
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A straight one
Ken Paxton is a puppet.
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It won’t change a thing. Moron
The poorest billionaire in California will make about $300 million this year. If we pass the CA wealth tax, he will only make $235 million. In exchange, millions of the poorest Californians will get health insurance. That's the tradeoff billionaires are not willing to make.
Community note
The proposed CA wealth tax (Prop. 40) is a one-time 5% tax on net worth above ~$1B for residents, not a reduction in annual earnings or what billionaires "make" that year. It taxes accumulated assets, unlike income taxes on earnings flows. calmatters.org/politics/2026/… ballotpedia.org/California_One… spur.org/voter-guide/20… taxfoundation.org/blog/comparing…
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Them old school mixtapes just hit different…
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I can’t pick him up yet, but here’s the latest pics of Otis.
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So @ZachBryankip is a faggot
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Michigan purged 20,000 sex offenders from their registry. One of them? Dr. Larry Nasser
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This M’fer
If Chick-Fil-A was “Gods chicken” it would have gotten the government contract. It’s ass chicken. WAKE UP! Also, separate Church and State… like they wanted.
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She’s named after something no longer in circulation. See the metaphor?
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I’m from the state that invented it. I do what I want
If you put beans in chili, it ceases to be chili, it becomes a soup or stew. It’s fine if you do it, just becomes another thing because chili has rules that define what it is. If you put Sour Patch Kids in chili, because “chili can be whatever you want!” I will assume you are in league with the Devil and must be burned at the stake.
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Just Evan™ retweeted
Real Americans drink egg nog and put beans in chili
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You kids need to start putting your boomers in homes.
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Imagine being this fucking soft
I just signed an executive order permanently declaring Artificial Intelligence “Artificial Intelligence” in California. You’re welcome, America.
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I see you have room on your lap…
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