oomfs my friend is leaving rehab and she could really really use some help with rent money, as she lost her job during the ordeal, if you have something to spare please consider it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

エミスバ

RT @nori_01216: エミスバ

The FINALS Scotty when an offensive gamertag has a highlight

subaru admitting he wants to pound juli's prostate??

アメリカの尻軽女、ブラッドリーちゃんが外で尻を突き出し、スカートも穿かずに見せびらかしている！一体何人の男が彼女の中に入ったんだ！？

🇺🇲Tesla Roadster vs. 🇮🇳Pushpak Viman: Top features comparisons— •Launced 2026 • 9000 Yr ago •Electric supercar •Divine vehicle. •300km/hr •299,792km/hr •Modern vehicle •control by the controls will of owner. •Two seats •infinite seat •Election powers •no fuel •rocket thrusters •divine thruster •brief aerial •can fly through manoeuvres galaxy

evil baby abortion

you could lock a sea sponge in a room with an endocrinologist and ask both to choose the bigger number between 1 and 2 and the sea sponge will evolve into a sapient enough being to guess correctly before a the endo bothers to think

[SERIO] Kobayashi fue y será la más hija de puta de todo el anime por no aprovechar el poder que le dió Ilulu por tiempo limitado de ser una Futanari y cogerse a pelo a Tohru para rellenarle la conchita toda carnosa,apretada y caliente de dragona para tener bebés.

yes i know it's a manji that means peace, but why the nuclear symbol? perhaps this poet combined the two as a sign of his love and respect for the concept of nuclear deterrence? i would never joke about a matter such as this.

Uncle Pussy, in the flesh—or, rather, in the pussy. I took the liberty of relieving you of your penis. Most of it was government property. As for the pussy, I think you've earned it.

I hate it when someone posts what happens in a meme then qrt's it with the meme and it bangs because the algorithm is totally fried

need the entire male cast to pin him down and flood his ottohole

2 sentence horror