Does anyone know if this picture is real or what please it’s so bfucking funny to me

JUST IN: Study reveals people who drink 5+ cups of coffee per day have less body fat, more muscle, & higher testosterone.

The lesbian bar story is a sad microcosm of much of modern leftist culture. All the most annoying and punitive people are given infinite social capital and anyone who holds them accountable is relentlessly harassed by their orbiters.

JUST IN: Federal judge clears SpaceX to take 715 acres of wildlife refuge land

Let’s eat my old skin together. 🤍

Ijm sorry. I just. I’m trying n it to laugh but this is too much. This is way too much for me Rn

JUST IN: Neuralink patient who lost the ability to speak uses his brain implant to tell his partner “I love you” in a synthesized version of his former voice.

Genuinely arguing with a sassy ass spider Rn. Im trying to blow him outside bc he’s hanging on the edge of the screen door and he keeps jumping at me instead of just going outside so I can close the fucking door

How to spot a fake animal lover - “Save the honeybees” - “I rescued a ____.” Won’t take it to a rehabilitation center. Posts videos of it online. - “Domestic pets slaughtering native wildlife is normal— it’s the circle of life.” - Supports TNR - Believes “kill shelters” are bad

#IDontWannaKnow #KeepMeOutOfTheLoop #DoNotInformMe #NotInterestedInKnowing #IgnoranceIsBliss #UninvolveMeImmediately

A lower middle class white inviting you over to smoke weed and watch Impractical Jokers is a sign of great respect in their culture

Actually, what’s with yall and attempting to wokeify everything to the point where YOU’RE personally uncomfortable with bugs so anyone who advocates for proper treatment is “over-humanizing” them? People who moralize over treating bugs well also bring up invasive species as a “gotcha” when it’s clear they have no idea what they’re talking about lol. The bugs mentioned aren’t even invasive. Just say you don’t like bugs. You don’t have to desperately dislike bugs in a way that’s as woke as possible.

It’s my birthday, I’m pushing 30 now. Anomalocaris + giant millipede + blind boxes

The Evil Torturer has Sent you a Message You Are Mine 10,000 Years

My buge is so cute you’re an og if you remember her Pelaee commission my friend ^_^

Look who I found outside! Will pin, so pretty

Enough with golden retriever boyfriends what about a deep sea isopod boyfriend who eats once a month and lives under a weihgted blanket and sleeps 24/7