Chris Rock just nailed one of the biggest problems with wokeness. Helping people who feel marginalized is good. He says so himself. The trouble starts when a good cause becomes an institution. The first few witches were real. Then you open a witch office. Now there are salaries, budgets and pensions to justify, and the office needs a steady supply of witches to keep existing. That’s the trap. Once a cause becomes a career, solving the problem means losing your job. So the problem never gets solved. It just keeps getting redefined. A system built to find wrongdoing will keep finding it, whether it’s there or not.

The mother of all jokes 🤣

#RIP Mike Ditka Mike obliterates a fan running on the field #Bears

Mary Poppins, but instead of Julie Andrews, it’s Lindsay Clancy.

Home Alone, but instead of Catherine O’Hara, it’s Lindsay Clancy.

I’m kind of all in favor of a dome now.

Johnson should be embarrassed at how shitty this team and his play calling was today.

Bush drops a pick right in his arms! This defense has no talent.

My Uber driver asked what I do for work. "Software." "Cool. Can you look at something?" He handed me his phone at a red light. Terminal. Claude chat. Green P&L. +$6,200. He drives Uber 4 days a week. Makes $1,100. Has a 2-year-old daughter. "Where did you find this?" "Your article. The 14,000 wallets one." He read it three months ago. Didn't understand half of it. Asked Claude to explain it like he's five. 214 messages. All during breaks between rides. Parked at gas stations. Waiting for pings. First thing Claude told him: 87% of wallets lose money. Don't be the 87%. He installed poly_data. Fed it to Claude. Found 47 wallets with Sharpe above 2.0. Filtered crypto only. Quarter Kelly. $200 starting bankroll. From his tips. 93 messages later Claude helped him build the 20-line brain from the article. Bayesian updates. EV filter at 5%. Fully automated. Last 45 days: → 480 trades → 91.3% win rate → +$6,200 Best trade: whale convergence on Fed rate cut. 4 wallets entered in 2 minutes. Entry $0.12. Resolved $1.00. +$1,760. While dropping off a passenger at JFK. The passenger tipped him $5. The bot made $1,760. His wife found the Telegram alerts on his phone. Thought he was texting another woman. He showed her the P&L curve. "Can you make me one?" "How long until you quit driving?" He looked at me through the rearview mirror. "I'm not stopping. Uber is my cover story." I wrote the article. He actually opened terminal. You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day. Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment the word 'AutoPilot' 2. Like and Retweet this post 3. Follow me @tec_marco10

Here is the "Ha Gay!" scene from Community Japanese Dub.

The internet is really undefeated. Money Mitch back from the dead! Royce White for President Vote Out Every Incumbent in Congress

So Manhunters are so scary that they can destroy civilizations… and one got taken out by a rifle? #Lanterns

When your front 7 is this bad, you don’t go for it inside your own 40.

Are you not Kmentertained?

Refs read that “Bears Tax” stuff and decided they’d do everything to enforce it.

Grady Jarrett just letting Young walk away from a sack and throw a TD.

They look like ass in all facets today.

The Seahawks are insane for making this their banner reveal 💀

Matt Suhey passed away yesterday. He was my dad’s closest friend. After we lost my dad in 1999, Matt became the biggest father figure I had. When everything felt uncertain, he was there. My dad left him in charge and Matt never let that responsibility sit lightly. He protected our family. He looked after us. He made sure we were okay, year after year, without ever making it about himself. That is who he was. Their friendship showed me what real friendship looks like. Not the easy kind. The kind that lasts when the lights go off, when the stadium is empty, when life gets heavy. Brian’s Song told the story of Piccolo and Sayers. Somebody needs to tell the story of 34 and 26. Two men who trusted each other completely. Two men who became brothers. I know @walterpayton was standing there waiting for him the second he got to heaven. I can see it. That smile. That hug. That reunion they both deserved. Our family is so thankful for the love he showed us over the years. The Payton family will continue to lift Donna, Joey, Allison, and Scotty up in prayer during this difficult time. Rest easy, Uncle Matt. We love you. We always will. 🙏🏽🐻⬇️ #Bears

Who would’ve thought that Michigan having their coach break into his mistresses house with a butter knife wouldn’t have been the low point for Michigan football the last 12 months?