seducer of vegetables. 122 fairly won trophies 🏆 😎 The pied piper of thick huns x

in your head x
Mum wheres dad today ........
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It’s absolutely not. Would Oasis play a gig alongside Blur and allow Blur fans to dictate the atmosphere in the arena
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Sit doon ya helmet x
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Why did you bin the rest mhate?
Brilliant afternoon volunteering for @poppyscotland in Ibrox. The weather didn’t stop hundreds of supporters raising money for this great cause and wearing their poppy with pride.
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Never doubt the sensei x
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😭😭😭😭
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🌍 Today’s kick-off times around the world. 📍 Where are you watching from? @sailyworld | rng.rs/RFCSaily
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Bought the boys one each. Dressing up as zombies for Halloween.
🩵 Introducing the Rangers x @umbro 2026/27 fourth kit 🖤 A bold new look for the fixtures ahead. 🔐 Make it yours. Available in-store and online now 👉 rng.rs/FourthKit2627
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Sensei has ticket for oasis at celtic Park.
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Heres another for your wank bank since you had that one saved for a full year . Ive sooked it clean for u x 😂😂😂
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Typical left response, tweets shite and then follows it up with more shite claiming everyone is fuming lol you are that insignificant in life, that you couldn’t even muster a second thought of me, just pointing out your lies on a public forum where you were looking for engagement
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Sit the fuck doon 😂
Replying to @FaeTheYY
You need to provide evidence here or your just another hate spewing tard that cant handle a difference in opinion.
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Why are cunts like this,? Using my profile pic . I couldnt care less if every cunt on twitter uses it . 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️
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If you come for the sensei you need to up your game you thick cunt x
Education Minister Paul Givan described the emails as appearing to come from “Islamists,” Why is this spud talking about Isis?. He's just pulled a strawman out his arse, there's a general sickness in these people.
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Somewhere in government offices in the uk....... Now tell them we are banning bacon in all supermarkets in the uk.
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Your da should have warned your ma he wasn't wearing a condom and we wouldnt have a fanny like you on X
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Miss this coward on days like today x
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Beautiful from .....
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The sensei will show u how to build those forearms x
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What a lovely afternoon ghuys
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Yer going the wrong way ghuys
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Enjoy yer day mhate , ive given a plum like you far too much time from mines already x
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Can we just end the league in March like Covid and Hibs go down and hearts win the league or will they not do that because it’s not Celtic 🙄
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Finally getting around to playing Alan wake 2 . Its freaky stuff .
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It’s the old boys I feel for most, sickening those bastards can’t be allowed to lose. I firmly believe our time will come, but it should’ve been last season. For the boys who’ve supported all their days, they deserved the title. Not the spoiled, cheating rats down the M8 🇱🇻
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Brilliantly told story of a brilliant season that made Scottish football relevant again. That’s down to what Hearts did. Clearly not the ending we wanted but that doesn’t detract from the journey. That it amuses the right people makes it even better 🇱🇻❤️
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Apparently "foreign men" where trying the doors in Larkhall last night... Bad idea lads , its a very bad idea. Walk in the wrong house , you wont be walking out.
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Can we all now agree that Sinisalo is and never should be our no1 keeper
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If Sam Johnstones shorts have been cleaned sufficiently enough since the game at Ibrox, I would be playing him on Sunday. Another horror show from Sinisalo.
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Wait till Hassan finds out he's gay, hell be measuring up the piggery to see how high it is and ask jota for a midnight tour around the top of the scaffolding. 🤣
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See yer 2nd night maine road and raise you first night
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The sensei keeping glasgows green places hun free whilst you watch Tounekti x
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Sealed and an opened cigarettes and alcohol cassette and the white label demo i have . 32 years ago the day ghuys x
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There was more cunts in the street when the wee men leathered the billy boys in 1933. Glasgow erupts ....🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
Chants of "send them home" as Glasgow erupts tonight.
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All joking aside......shut the fuck up you utter vegetable.
You know what's brilliant about this. They've just shown how much we hurt them over a fucking tennents 6's win yesterday by how much they're biting back😂 they've been so starved desperate to land something over the last 4 weeks they'll take anything😂
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Heat map against the tarriers the last 3 weeks
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💙 A memorable weekend at the @spfl Tennent’s Sixes comes to an end. Rangers finish as runners-up after reaching tonight’s final at Braehead Arena. 👏 Thank you for your support throughout the weekend.
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" Charlie Mulgrew is Celebrating like Celtic have just won an old firm for the first time in his life " Aye its been that long for them. Hahaha embarrasing FC.
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Sausage supper hawns done again x
Mauled by the bears 🐻
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Heres one i have signed by the main man @rogerwaters
56 years ago today, Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother was released in the UK, becoming the band's first number one album. The album's cover was famously hated by EMI, seemingly having nothing to do with the band or the music within, but the picture of Lulubelle III - taken nears Potters Bar. Storm Thorgerson said of the image: "I think the cow represents, in terms of the Pink Floyd, part of their humour, which I think is often underestimated or just unwritten about."
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I like to remind myself and anyone thst will listen that I was lucky enough to see David gilmour in the Albert hall twice and even more exciting than that , i also got the chance to attend his warm up practice in a gym hall in Brighton. Nothing will top that for the sensei x
Introduce yourself by listing ten acts you've seen live: Roger waters David gilmour The prodigy Glasvegas Happy mondays Stone roses Oasis Doves Wolfe tones Red hot chilli peppers
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Ze sensei approves x
🇩🇪 Mika Baur becomes the 1000th player to play for the German national team in its history
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Solo with the sensei x
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On yersel lhads. Only dynamic thing about this is the lhads performance x
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Fuck ye @liamgallagher tickets for a real bhand x
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Bag of pubes if you can guess what the sensei had for his pre westlife meal x
The sensei will be found at hospitality in the hydro tonight cheering on the westlife ghuys . Come and say hi x
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Guess the tune , part deux .
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Drew wins the bag of goodies with his correct answer x
Guess that tune. Bag of pubes to the first correct answer x
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Guess that tune. Bag of pubes to the first correct answer x
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Im starting to think hes got a problem with me 😂😂😂
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