I have two cats and laugh at a lot of my own jokes. Writer/Actor She/Her 🏳️‍🌈

Los Angeles, CA
RT @parisrae13: yeah you should be worried btw!
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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Tik Tok may be back for now but this should terrify you. This literally sounds like the red scare.
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Banning TikTok is not going as they expected lol
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This video by popular TikTok personality Soupy is going viral with 1.2 million likes and 3.9 million views in 15 hours. Gen z is not happy.
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Are those? The prohibition cow shoes? Yeah.

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“Cow Shoes” used by moonshiners during prohibition to disguise their prints from the police. Photographed in 1924.
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Y’all have no idea how much those of us that live in LA love this city.
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“This didn’t happen to me so it must not have been happening.” People fuck, Linda, people have always fucked. They have been fucking long before the institution of marriage. You and your shitty opinion would not exist without a bunch of sex outside of wedlock.
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chappell roan on my ‘80s tv just feels right
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Would it be wrong of me to offer 50% off Script Notes this week to any writer who lives in a swing state who can prove they voted for Harris?? I mean, if Musky can give a million dollars, I can give script notes right??
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So you’re saying if I buy this I can pet a lion 👀👀👀
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Voting for Jill Stein is such embarrassing shit. I honestly thought y’all were joking.
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the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale
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“TIMON BILES” I AM CRYING 🤣🤣
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I’m tired
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I made it to the point where they let Tyler lie without fact checking, roughly 8 mins in, and then realized that Live is Blind refuses to give us a reunion worth watching.
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The perfect day.
Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole
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I love seeing raw behind the scenes footage, it's gonna be really cool comparing this to the color grading in the final film
Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey performing "Dancing Through Life" in ‘WICKED’ x.com/cravemedia_/status/185…
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It’s actually a cooking show that exclusively does recipes for exotic meats. They can’t show the meats on camera…for legal reasons.
Armie Hammer is back — in your earbuds, anyway. The actor, whose career was derailed by several sexual misconduct and abuse allegations, has announced the launch of “The Armie HammerTime Podcast.” variety.com/2024/digital/new…
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THIS IS SO ICONIC😭😭😭
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