I went around division headquarters drawing secret dicks on whiteboards with a sharpie throughout the entire G3. You are not on my level.
I got FAPed to the Provost Marshal’s Office for 6months (Marine Corps version of military police) and while there, I gave the Provost Marshal himself a ticket while he was on the way to church on Sunday. I let all my friends speed all they wanted.
You are not on my level.