Please stop. Please. I’m begging.

Wait, WHAT?? You mean he LIED to the press and made up a fake story to cover the fact he couldn’t be bothered to go to the budget? Shooketh. Hope everyone’s ok, this is brand new information.

This is what a valid prayer card looks like, @Nigel_Farage. Got one today. Attended prayers. Seat reserved. No altercation required. Happy to show you how it works sometime.

And we both know that’s not true Nigel don’t we? I’m still waiting for the apology you were required to write to me… Though I won’t hold my breath

Fake news. I was 2nd in the MPs’ queue from 7.30am this morning (behind Des Swayne) for a prayer card to reserve a seat and there was no sign of Farage then. I didn’t see him come to prayers at 11.30am to come and claim a seat then either. You snooze, you lose.

🚨 Liberal Democrats have revealed that ministers have repeatedly failed to set a deadline for Roman Abramovich's legal team to transfer £2.6 billion in proceeds from the sale of Chelsea Football Club to Ukrainian humanitarian causes. @CalumMillerLD

We have spotted an albino squirrel in our garden. Just how rare are they? Should we report it to anybody?

Robert Jenrick is pathetic. It’s not that difficult to see, nor say, that these comments about Kemi are racist. What a coward.

And here we see our problem Lidl want to create jobs, an average size Lidl employees 50 people. All form local area, normally younger people too. Lidl is also very affordable. So in time of a NEET youth crisis and cost of living issues, we have entitled middle aged NIMBYs celebrating rejecting planning. If you view this post as a good thing, you’re part of the problem. We need to build, grow our economy and support families.

Lib Dems if they locked in

Striking how fast Reform went from free-press defenders to calling for the arrest of journalists who investigate it. Its move to the populist-authoritarian model is unlikely to do much for its poll rating.

RT @stonershelb: Gender affirming care

#Onthisday 1990. The Liberal Democrats won the Eastbourne by-election, overturning a 16,923-vote Conservative majority. The result likely accelerated the downfall of Margaret Thatcher, who just six days previously likened the Lib Dems to a “dead parrot” politics.co.uk/history/liber…

The full report from ITV News at Ten Exposing the racist and sexist behaviour of Reform UK councillors and a candidate to be MP I don't want to type out the racist, sexist language. Click play, but be warned, it's uncensored. The full expose will be broadcast on October 18th at 10:20pm My view: The comments are awful and disgusting. But what’s almost as disturbing is how familiar they sound. This kind of racism and sexism is not confined to private chats or fringe political circles; people encounter it every day on social media. When it’s said in person and broadcast on television, the reaction is immediate: shock, condemnation and demands for answers. But when people face the same abuse online, the response is often far quieter. Non-white Labour MPs have repeatedly described the racist abuse directed at them on social media. Their experiences should prompt more than a statement of support after each new case. Successive Conservative governments, and now Labour, have had years to confront the way online platforms enable this behaviour. Legislation exists, but people are still left to deal with torrents of abuse while platforms profit from engagement and enforcement remains inadequate. Why should racism and sexism be treated as intolerable when a camera captures it in a room, yet accepted as part of everyday life when it appears on a screen? If these comments are shocking on television, they should be shocking wherever they are made. Keir Starmer wasted two years not making online a safer space, will Andy Burnham continue his legacy, or show some leadership and take action?

Good to see @a_adeyemo absolutely wiping the floor with George Finch. Proud to see a local and dedicated Liberal Democrat councillor put this larping politician muppet in his place.

Watch Reform Council Leader George Finch being called out for whataboutery on Politics Midlands after reeling off a list of other parties' past indiscretions. He is then handed his arse on a plate by the Lib Dem panellist for claiming swift action was taken against those featured in the ITV undercover documentary. His facial expressions say it all.

🚨 WATCH: Reform UK board member Gawain Towler admits he was "racist every single day" at school in undercover ITV footage

🚨 WATCH: Undercover ITV footage appears to show Nigel Farage joking about allegations of racist and antisemitic behaviour when he was at Dulwich College

"Zelensky is bombing oil factories to harm republicans in the midterms"

Another week, another Reform Party scandal. I spoke to LBC about how they're rotten from top to bottom.

Unfortunately, there are no direct flights back to Eastbourne District General Hospital. I am campaigning for a local hospital shuttle bus though - fancy signing my petition?