Texan | Firefighter/Paramedic | Pain in the Ass

Texas, USA
Violence isn’t necessarily the answer, but it’s always an option.
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GM, y’all. Operation Gothic Serpent. Never forget. 🙏🏻🇺🇸
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Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.
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I think a lot of people go to the gym with an “end goal” Lose a certain amount of weight. Hit a specific bench. Squat a certain number. Look the way they always wanted to look That must be nice Because every morning I wake up, look in the mirror & somehow the goalposts have moved a little farther away Instead of chasing a finish line it’s turned into feeding an obsession that never ends
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I am going back in time and nuking Brazil cause they sent us fire ants
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Always finding a way to wedge more SEC teams into the playoff
CFP leaders are closer than ever to expanding to a 24-team playoff. They are talking buyouts of conference title games and scheduling logistics of doubling the field. Foregone conclusion? “If we can get a decent (TV) deal, we are definitely going to 24.” bit.ly/4jv642P
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15 years tomorrow. Best job I’ve ever had
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They gym really is paradise for an autistic person A structured routine Repeating movements Data to track Noise canceling headphones or earbuds It’s me I am the autism person
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America is for Americans.
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I never want to hear a Texas fan call Texas Tech fans "classless" ever again.
Bro smelled his own balls and passed out 😭😭😭
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Monday horsecockery - 450x5
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you could fit so many data centers in that baby
The updated @Google satellite images of #Gaza are quite incredible, for all to see...
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I have a powerful need
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Papi Steak at Fontainebleau $1000 Beef Case features a 55oz MS9 pure blood Australian Wagyu Tomahawk with the most insane presentation ever. What do you think?
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LMFAO
Around Town Memes
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I see Bob Stoops Jr is keeping his daddy’s legacy of classless play going out in LA that his daddy taught him in Norman
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Me, when my friend gets stung by a jellyfish
Tedd Buddwell 🏀🏈
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I didn’t know Dolly Parton was a Texas Tech fan #balloon #nukeme #workdone
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I’m being attacked
You can tell someone is a Starting Strength guy because they have small arms. - SSC
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Nice punt return #GoVols
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