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worst case scenario yea, i will just end up a lonely billionaire.
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The imagination of the retard surpasses the intellect of the genius
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storm knocked my wifi out had to jerk off to my own ass in the mirror last night
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But do aliens believe in me
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"You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded" -Michael Scott
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Don’t ask me no fucking crazy questions like how am I doing or what have I been up to lately what the fuck is wrong with you
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i’m the type to fake my death and accidentally post a tweet
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best part of life is that sometimes theres a cat
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officer, where my hug at?
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your honor, clip that.
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aye i still be thinking why was them niggas tryna control a submarine with a GameCube controller
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nigga had a wonder weapon
a weapon seized during a police operation brazil a revolver / shotgun nicknamed the “trinta e doze” (thirty-twelve)
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going to work tomorrow hope i get shot and killed
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hitting my vape so hard it starts flinching when it sees me
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bro are you gonna tuck me in tonight or what
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yeah.. dont post your face online
Turned 27yrs old today any life advice?
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i'm at the age where if i see a chair, i'm sitting.
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