We didn’t want to be right. When we posited De-evolution as a stance, a pose, a manifesto, we thought it was ridiculous — but in a cool way. It isn’t any more ridiculous than the version of reality we’re fed by priests, policemen, teachers; more believable than the Bible. #DEVO

This was made in 1979.

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The best part of a road trip can sometimes be the quiet passenger beside you

Shaquille O'Neal looked his six kids dead in the eye and told them they were not touching a single cent of his $400 million empire unless they earned two college degrees first. He made it clear: "We ain't rich. I'm rich." ​ ​The best part is that he actually enforces it. ​When his son Myles wanted to be a DJ, Shaq made him present a full business model before funding a single piece of equipment. Today, Myles holds a Las Vegas residency. His son Shareef is working a real job for his dad at Reebok. His oldest daughter Taahirah graduated Magna Cum Laude and went straight into corporate communications. And just this past May, his son Shaqir graduated from college and immediately announced he was going back for his second degree just to meet his father's baseline standard. ​We live in a culture where parents bend over backward to give their kids everything they never had, but in the process, they strip away all their drive and character. Shaq realized that handing his children everything would ultimately teach them absolutely nothing about the value of hard work. ​Fame and wealth didn't stop him from being a traditional father who demands accountability. How many other parents actually have the backbone to raise their kids with this kind of standard today?

Bill Clinton: "Some days I can hardly believe what is happening in this country that I love so much. People in charge have created one set of rules for themselves and another set for everyone else. They've weaponized government to settle personal scores, prosecute enemies, stamp out free speech. They've even made the federal government a new profit centre for themselves and their allies."

“We take sexual violence extremely seriously” you offered the seven men who raped her the chance to write an ESSAY as a form of mitigation for their actions. You are 100% complicit in this.

When you lie on your resume about your herding experience..

A police dog named Ice was given a mugshot after allegedly eating an officer’s lunch while he was away. The department jokingly said he had refused to cooperate with the investigation. 🐶

A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away)

R.E.M. - Losing My Religion

Tears For Fears - Shout

The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary

This guy is hilarious! His timing and those sound effects make the whole video even funnier. 😂 But my favorites are still the dogs. Those two soaking wet goofballs are having the time of their lives, and I am over here laughing way harder than I should be. I swear, I could watch them all day. 🤣🐾 tiktok.com/@tristan_maloney/…

Polish Foreign Minister Radosław Sikorski at the UN Security Council: 🗣 "To the representatives of the Russian Federation, I have this to say: You have been trying to conquer Donbas for over twelve years and Kyiv for over four. You have been stopped by heroic Ukraine, a country with one-tenth of Russia's GDP. But Poland has almost half of your GDP. Europe has 10 times your GDP. NATO has 25 times your GDP. You can still kill a lot of people, but you cannot win. You can stop this imperial war of choice at any time. Don't endanger Europe and the world any further. Stop destroying Russia's future. Sergey, I know you're listening. Tell your boss: 'enough is enough.' Thank you."

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

My brother is taking part in a social experiment. He has to wear a MAGA hat and see how people react. So far he’s been spit on, punched and had a bottle thrown at him. I’M CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE GOES OUTSIDE.

President of Lithuania on Russia: Essentially, Russia has already lost the war “Over the past 55 months, Russia has suffered more than 1.5 million military casualties. Over the past year, it has captured 0.3% of Ukraine’s territory, paying for it with more than 400,000 soldiers killed and wounded. Yet all these enormous efforts, all this blood and tears, have essentially been in vain. Ukraine still stands proudly as an independent state. The Ukrainian language, culture, and national identity are alive and thriving. Essentially, RUSSIA HAS ALREADY LOST THE WAR. However, ITS LEADERSHIP DOES NOT ALLOW ITSELF TO ADMIT DEFEAT, fearing international legal responsibility and possible retaliation from its own people. As the inevitable draws closer, the stakes are getting higher, and THE KREMLIN REGIME IS FINDING ITSELF IN AN INCREASINGLY DEAD END.”

Zelenskyy just stripped the mystique off Putin in one sentence. He’s not winning. That’s the problem for him. He has to perform for his own society. He doesn’t respect Ukrainians. He doesn’t respect Americans. He doesn’t respect anyone else. He fears his own nation. That’s the entire war explained. Not geopolitics. Not NATO. Not some grand strategy. A weak man terrified of the people he rules, burning through Russian lives to keep his grip. The empire has no cards left. Only fear.

The day Sean Lock lost it. @jimmycarr Warning : Adult Humour