I don't get flaky biscuits. I mean, what's the point?

Trump took 4 indictments—and a bullet. Shut the fuck up and vote.

So, I just reinstated my premium subscription, and now all these randos are following me. Guess what, I'm not going to automatically follow you back, random morons. For me to follow you, you have to be interesting and funny. I'm not going to give you access to clutter up my feed with your spammy thirst trap crypto scam bullshit. When your bio is "Just living my best life in this beautiful world"... fuck off with that shit. HoBot. You people and your follow games. It's exhausting. Don't like it? Kiss m'butt.

This needs to happen.

They waited 3 days, but... CALLED IT! wcjb.com/2026/09/24/judge-or…

Go Gators! #chomp

Has @RHawkBiz pissed off the whole world? Is he like a giant douche, or something? Is that why no big tech companies will invest in his businesses? They sure have jumped into bed with other fusion companies. Let's just lose another 10% today... again. $AMFN $AEFI

I’m a single-issue voter. My single issue is that people with (R)’s after their name win and people with (D)’s after their name lose. Because a temporary spike in gas prices is not worth handing America over to socialists and terrorist sympathizers, actually.

Hey, CNN... Nobody is saying you can't cover the White House, you just have to do it from Lafayette Park. Hope this helps.

What say you?

Hear me out. Don’t arrest the guy. Politely and respectfully return the fan to his seat to enjoy the rest of the game around a bunch of New Yorkers who remember 9/11. He can enjoy the rest of the game surrounded by highly intoxicated and pissed off New Yorkers.

Building the world’s most powerful donut. Behind the shape is a serious objective: move fusion beyond the science project and toward reliable, commercially useful electricity. Texatron™ is being built, tested and developed for that purpose. Follow the progress. #AmericanFusion #FusionEnergy #Texatron

Ok man-bun beta men, stop. We’ve let you run around looking like a closeted elf reject from the last Hobbit movie flop long enough. You’re not a samurai. Unless you can swing steel like Leonardo from the Ninja Turtles, you don’t deserve that haircut 🤡⚔️🐢 Everyone outside your friend circle already clocked you as next in line to swipe right on Harry Sissons’ Grindr account. A man does not need an onion knot parked on his skull. Yet here you are in the Home Depot lumber aisle, frozen like a possum, because a two-by-four weighs more than your last three emotional support poodles combined LinkedIn says freelance vibe curator. You spend six hours a day answering Slack from a mesh hammock. Your bathroom counter looks like a Sephora warehouse exploded and the survivors were sea-salt spray and lavender beard wax At home you’ve got a vintage manual typewriter that has never touched paper, sitting on a reclaimed pallet desk like a shrine to doing absolutely nothing. Let a summer thunderstorm knock the power out for ten minutes and you’re bartering your indie vinyl for chamomile tea, crying about structural oppression while the rest of Florida is lighting a grill That hair-nub is an ego handle. You look like a hot-air balloon tied to a disappointment Drop the wax, pick up a chainsaw, and do something useful before the swamp rats file squatters’ rights on that hairball 🐀🪵

#HawkinsStocks are taking a beating today. $AMFN $AEFI $NUGS $AGCI all down between 12 - 22% Yippee.

Spending my last night in my 50s watching: -Gin Blossoms -Spin Doctors -Blues Traveler

Well, you know what that means...

We gotta get this man those likes. Look at the puppy... look at it!

Why is it that when $AEFI finally shows some life, $AMFN can't stop stepping on it's own dick? Did I miss the memo that says they both can't have good days at the same time?

Limiting replies to subscribers isn't going to make me subscribe. I don't care about you that much. Thanks.