For those who like their news without drama, here's a statement from ⁦@NASA⁩ about the not-aliens, not-broken, non-story sounds on Starliner:

Sep 2, 2024 · 3:23 PM UTC

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Replying to @Free_Space @NASA
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." Mark Twain. I always used liked this amusing pre-internet phrase. It's turned dark in our post-truth world but can still be enjoyed occasionally. (Ironically, the phrase may not be truthfully attributed to Twain.)
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Replying to @Free_Space @NASA
Thanks, Irene for the unvarnished story. Hope this closes out the latest alarm.
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Replying to @Free_Space @Spaceguy5 @NASA
So he was telling his Lies again.
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