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Maybe a top 5 fart of all time and that's coming from a guy who once farted so bad at a crowded bar that he cleared the entire line to order (life hack btw)
A bus driver was fired after her fart left a colleague needing to shower and wash her clothes to get rid of the smell
The colleague said the stench was so bad that her partner thought she'd soiled herself
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Men are simple. All we want is a good woman we can come home to after a long day and type the left side of the keyboard on. People over complicate it.
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Looks like Bambi grew up to be an absolute problem in the open field. Should be returning punts in the NFL
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Yoo sorry I didn't make it out tonight. Was gazing wistfully out my window, contemplating the relentless passage of time and what we as humans owe each other during our brief, but ultimately meaningful, time on Earth. Genuinely peaceful time. My bad dude.
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My biggest regret is never making presidential fitness level in gym class. Damn you sit and reach. Damn you
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Hey man, just a quick reminder that everyone actually thinks & talks about you all the time and in a really negative way. And yes, it's because of that thing you're super insecure about and try to convince yourself that people don't notice (we do.) Hope you have a nice night
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Love to have 5-15 light beers and get a little nutty with the fellas. Just a personal preference of mine.
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Dom Toretto does shit like this all the time and still has time to pick up some Corona and barbecue a 12 course meal for the crew. Not impressed
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Getting a public urination citation by six-time NBA All-Star Amar'e Stoudemire is a bucket list item
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Don't get movies where the friend shows up to his buddy's house with a 6-pack after something bad happens. Are you guys gonna split that?
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Why would I eat healthy and exercise when I can have 17 beers, piss myself, and message my ex ‘Kudos to You’ on LinkedIn since I’m blocked on every other platform?
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When my girlfriend and her friends go to the bathroom and I get stuck talking to the other boyfriend
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