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His campaign didn’t get PAC money to buy out the bar. The venue charged us for drinks that night, and we happily paid our own way.
Zohran Mamdani’s victory party was anything but ‘affordable’ — with pricey cash bar charging $13 for beer trib.al/jEPgawA
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The irony of Udio users lamenting having poured their “blood, sweat, and tears” into their prompts only to have it taken from them after the original artists sued about having their music taken from them.
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We’re now hearing that Discord is also connected to “The World Wide Web.” If that’s true, then this goes even deeper than we thought.
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BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying. Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt. Here's what 4 months of data revealed: (hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)
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Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995
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Conagee retweeted
Replying to @atrupar
Your daily reminder: Florida cannot “build” Maple syrup, Just like Vermont cannot “build” orange juice. The same geographical laws of trade apply to other industries. We cannot and never will be able to make everything in the United States.
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Conagee retweeted
if i have $7300 in free cash, what do i buy at the peak recession bottom to come out a millionaire serious investors only, thank you
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We love giving away Gaming PCs, and luckily so does @5hourenergy #5hourENERGY
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You don't have to download or share anything to win one of David Dobrik's Teslas. The terms say you can enter simply by emailing "to [team@ob.technology.com]." Why the multiple ways to enter? Because Dobrik and his team don't want any risk of this looking like a lottery. 1/
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Conagee retweeted
this shit will tell you the Bible and the Bitcoin whitepaper are GPT-generated and Princeton had like no issue with this apparently golden age of institutional grifting, crypto was just a fucking taste test man
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Conagee retweeted
I don’t get how a tweet educating folks about the details around the legalities around sweepstakes on social media got so much hate. I’ve had to jump around the same hurdles when running big brand sweepstakes. He’s not going after anyone.
This is how Mr. Beast's giveaway appears to violate Instagram's TOS and might violate state laws. A quick thread.
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This is how Mr. Beast's giveaway appears to violate Instagram's TOS and might violate state laws. A quick thread.
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I've tweeted a bunch recently about ecommerce brands sued in class actions for deceptive pricing. One thing they all have in common: no enforceable class action waiver in their TOS. That's no coincidence—plaintiffs' lawyers scour the web for stores without them. Example: 👇
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Cute and Boujee - Migos x Tsundere Twintails Mashup @tsunderetwintls thanks for letting me and my friend @Yamasaki20_ do a mashup of your song :) #tsunderetwintails #mashups
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Tesla employees viewed and circulated "recordings of Tesla customers in private and embarrassing situations, without their consent," according to a new class action lawsuit filed on Friday. 1/
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🚨BREAKING: Youtubers promoting FTX are being sued in a class action lawsuit. Claiming $1 billion in damages. 😬💀
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While we're on the topic of pro se (self-represented) plaintiff court filings, I submit that this is the best one of all time: robertfreundlaw.com/wp-conte…
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New record for highest amount demanded in a lawsuit? Anyone top "1 Septuagint Two Hundred Fifty-Six Zillion dollars"?
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Replying to @postedinthecrib
we gonna cook up something today👀
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