Futuristic_Fudge@FudgeFuturistic

Baptist, Conservative, College Student, Alaskan, Proud Southpaw, Autopapist, 20, Single

 Alaska, USA
Joined July 2024
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brendan@lakeshoredr1ve
Sep 24
stupid thing that just came to my mind
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Took two test yesterday and got two high Cs. I never get Cs, but idk how to get more study in. My schedule is stuffed.
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I need this to be a movie like yesterday.
Video Nasties🇵🇲@53gaDr3amca5t
Sep 23
The Biafra War was not fucking real bro. This shit reads like a joke someone would make about 1960s mercenary warfare in Africa.
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Aidan Mattis
@MattisRedacted
Sep 23
I have trouble believing in Bigfoot partially because Meriwether Lewis would’ve documented that shit
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Tim Waddy@Waddy1
Sep 23
Thankfully the Woman who collapsed on the Airport Luggage Carousel is slowly coming round.
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✰@hoesluvvjason
Sep 22
everyday, it bothers me that i'm not enjoying my 20's at all.
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E-Girl with no pants is here to lecture you on proper Christianity.
shelbystardust
@shelbystardust
Sep 21
ICE has now separated over 145,000 children from their parents. If this fact doesn’t deeply disturb you, your morals are broken and you are certainly no fucking “Christian.”
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PS2.5 lookin ahh
Cristóbal Valenzuela
@c_valenzuelab
Sep 19
Reverse upscaling of games with AI. Play AAA like it's 1998
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These are the teachers they want us to pay more.
Hilary M@hilarym99
Sep 21
I mean this sincerely: are there teachers out there individually correcting kids homework? Cause I’ll come out and say rn that I am not (nor could I) and my own kids HW never came home corrected. We go over it in class. Kids are responsible for checking it when we do.
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Pharisee: Noun / ˈfær əˌsi / Anyone with a marginally stronger ethical philosophy than me
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Christian music nowadays doesn't even sing about the breakfast options in Hell. And it's a step backwards.
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🦅@ilovewikipedia
Sep 20
so touch deprived i’m applying to jobs in lauren boebert’s office
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You legit don't need three meals a day. I run off one-two meals and if I was more sedentary one would probably be fine.
moe@mightlie2u
Sep 20
men be having eating disorders so casually like wdym u only eat once a day to maintain ur figure
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Mig@wtfmig
Sep 20
Turns out waiting for a good time to upgrade my PC was a terrible idea
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Giving up all hope for a relationship. Gonna start Mr Edwards-maxxing.
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thea ⋆｡°✩@dryadfairy
Sep 20
dont worru shadowbanned person. i will always press Show probable spam to see your reply❤️
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People who go out of their way to give benefit of the doubt to, according to their children, bad parents make me suspicious.
Allie ✞
@allie__voss
Sep 20
Some of you are way too comfortable being cruel No matter your relationship with a parent, even if you ARE relieved deep down, you don't need to post something like this for the whole world to see "Honor your mother and father" doesn't have "...if they deserve it" caveats
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Uni "grade inflation" is really just old people coping about how little diligence they had. Grades have gone up as youth partying and debauchery have gone down, I wonder what that means?
Hans Fiene 🦬
@HansFiene
Sep 18
I love all you young people but you’d all have sported 2.3 GPAs if you’d grown up in the days before grade inflation
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"The eye doctor is the most fun doctor" Ok now stare directly into the EyeRaper9000.
ChronicIllnessHumor@HumorChronic
Sep 16
draconym The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything. #I am fond of the eye doctor minigames

ALT draconym The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything. #I am fond of the eye doctor minigames
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I got a blister on my hand that split open just enough to get tiny little pebbles in under my skin. They won't wash out and I'm definitely not digging for them so ig I'm part-rock now.
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