Imagine filing a motion and asking for a hearing in front of the very judge who will be handling your entire case.
Now imagine both parties get to speak at that hearing. Everybody following? Good, because this shit is about to turn into a courtroom comedy special.
So the respondent files a motion to change venue. One little problem. HE FILED IT LATE. Naturally, the petitioner points that out in her response.
But wait. It gets so much fucking better.
The respondent decides to tell the judge, IN A SWORN COURT DOCUMENT, that he had absolutely NO KNOWLEDGE of this lawsuit until September 28, 2026, when the papers were posted on his door.
September 28. Remember that date, because apparently this man is operating on a calendar nobody else has access to.
You see, on AUGUST 4, 2026, nearly TWO MONTHS BEFORE he supposedly learned this lawsuit existed, this same man filed documents in a FLORIDA COURT asking a judge to dismiss an injunction I had against him.
And guess what he specifically mentioned in those documents?
THE FUCKING CIVIL LAWSUIT I FILED AGAINST HIM IN ARIZONA.
SIR. 😂😂😂
HOW IN THE ENTIRE FUCK DID YOU TELL A FLORIDA JUDGE ABOUT A LAWSUIT IN AUGUST THAT YOU SWEAR YOU DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED UNTIL SEPTEMBER?
Did August and September switch places when nobody was looking? Did you wake up one morning and decide the entire month of August just didn't count?
Because I have questions. And I have a feeling the judge might have a few too.
And we're not finished!
I also have the video where he proudly showed off his Google Drive, explaining how neatly he had organized all the posts and evidence.
Look at you! Mr. Organized! Folders, evidence, screenshots, the whole damn production!
But somehow the lawsuit itself was a complete mystery. 😂
Then there's the service by mail. And all those public posts I made telling him to stop being a coward and sign for the damn papers.
But nope. September 28. That's his story, and apparently he's sticking to it.
Now here's my favorite part.
THE SAME JUDGE HE IS ASKING TO GRANT HIS MOTION IS THE JUDGE WHO WILL BE PRESIDING OVER THE CASE.
So imagine walking into that hearing, sitting down, and having to explain how you referenced a lawsuit in an August court filing but swore you didn't know about it until September.
Your Honor, I would like to introduce Exhibit A: THE RESPONDENT ARGUING WITH HIS OWN FUCKING COURT DOCUMENTS.
And the funniest part? This is only the evidence I'm willing to discuss publicly.
There's another piece I'm keeping for court that may make this little timeline problem even more interesting.
Imagine having an entire lawsuit ahead of you and potentially starting your relationship with the judge by having to explain why your sworn statement doesn't match your own court filings.
Forget changing venue.
At this point, you might want to file a motion to change the facts, because the ones you already put on the record are kicking your ass. 😂
And yes, I ABSOLUTELY used ChatGPT to write this. 😂 What the fuck does that change? ChatGPT didn't file those court documents or invent those dates. You can argue with how I wrote it, but the FACTS remain the FUCKING SAME.