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Neville Longbottom is much more thematically important to the story as an “alternative chosen one” when compared to malfoy’s role
of all the takes on Malfoy I've seen, this is the most bizarre. The idea that Malfoy serves as a foil to harry or has some extremely important thematic purpose in the books. He doesn't. Malfoy is just...annoying. He's just an annoying twerp. Nobody likes him.
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It’s probably because it’s been a decade at least since most of us have read the books and it’s easier to rewatch the films than to reread the books.
Im am seeing a weird dissonance forming with Malfoid where people can’t seem to tell the Harry Potter movies and books apart subconsciously even while consciously acknowledging they are different. A complete inability to understand two seperate series in their whole.
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Had grok write up a ban appeal message to send tonight. My best theory is that someone went through my account and flagged every time I used the term “n*ke” (as in Hiroshima).
Hard to tell if it’ll work considering I do not know why I got banned.
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I’ll try the Hebrew trick if this doesn’t work but I figure I should send a good faith English appeal first
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I can 100% confirm he had my blessing to repost this.
Doing God’s work.
One of the fics in my big list is no longer available due to the account being suspended. However, I have gotten in contact with the author and have permission to post it here. Its a shorter piece during the Final Stand about paternal sacrifice, and a great unique take. Written by @zeldazealot , their alt is @GalacticKaiser
“HARRY POTTER… IS DEAD!”
Luna grabbed her wrist to stop her from rushing towards Hagrid. Dracaena could barely stop herself from crying out. Her mind still denying that the limp body the half-giant was carrying was that of the boy she loved. The Death Eaters laughed at the assembly of students, learning that their best hope was dead. “And now… it’s time to put your faith… in me…” the Dark Lord declared. “Come forth and join us… or die…”
Only two did were not laughing. “Dracaena…” her father called out in an almost whisper that cut across the silent courtyard. The rest of the students turned toward her, as her father called out again, extending his hand. “Dracaena… come… please.” her mother called.
Dracaena took a step forward, and Luna’s grip on her tightened. “Luna… let go… please.” She turned toward her friend, Luna’s grip released as their eyes met. “Thank you Luna, for everything.” She said softly as she walked toward the Death Eaters.
“Ah… well done Dracaena well done…” the Dark Lord said as she approached him. Her skin crawling as he… it embraced her. “I’m sure we can make up for your… past failings” it whispered to her as she was released.
She finally finished her walk across the courtyard and met her parents, they were speaking to her, but she couldn’t listen. Her eyes were glued to the body Hagrid carried, the cold dead form of Harry Potter, the Boy she loved.
She choked back a sob, but the tears began to flow. She gripped her wand tight, tighter than she ever had before, and just as the Dark Lord began speaking to the crowd… she pointed it at the Dark Lord.
“AVADA-“ she hesitated, for just a moment.
“Dracaena, Dracaena, you are not a killer.” The last words Albus Dumbledore spoke to her echoed in her mind… he was right. Dracaena Malfoy was not a killer. Potter would hate her if she was…
“Oh… how disappointing…” the dark lord had turned towards her and raised his wand. Dracaena closed her eyes, but a ghost of a smile appeared on her face. She knew when she opened her eyes she would get to see him, smiling back at her. “I’m sorry for being such a coward everyone…” she thought.
“Avada Kedavra”
“NO!” Something hit Dracaena and she was thrown to the ground hard, her wand clattering across the stone floor. She heard a loud thump, then a scream… her mothers scream. Dracaena opened her eyes and saw the lifeless body of Lucius Malfoy on the ground between her and the Dark Lord.
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One of the fics in my big list is no longer available due to the account being suspended. However, I have gotten in contact with the author and have permission to post it here. Its a shorter piece during the Final Stand about paternal sacrifice, and a great unique take. Written by @zeldazealot , their alt is @GalacticKaiser
“HARRY POTTER… IS DEAD!”
Luna grabbed her wrist to stop her from rushing towards Hagrid. Dracaena could barely stop herself from crying out. Her mind still denying that the limp body the half-giant was carrying was that of the boy she loved. The Death Eaters laughed at the assembly of students, learning that their best hope was dead. “And now… it’s time to put your faith… in me…” the Dark Lord declared. “Come forth and join us… or die…”
Only two did were not laughing. “Dracaena…” her father called out in an almost whisper that cut across the silent courtyard. The rest of the students turned toward her, as her father called out again, extending his hand. “Dracaena… come… please.” her mother called.
Dracaena took a step forward, and Luna’s grip on her tightened. “Luna… let go… please.” She turned toward her friend, Luna’s grip released as their eyes met. “Thank you Luna, for everything.” She said softly as she walked toward the Death Eaters.
“Ah… well done Dracaena well done…” the Dark Lord said as she approached him. Her skin crawling as he… it embraced her. “I’m sure we can make up for your… past failings” it whispered to her as she was released.
She finally finished her walk across the courtyard and met her parents, they were speaking to her, but she couldn’t listen. Her eyes were glued to the body Hagrid carried, the cold dead form of Harry Potter, the Boy she loved.
She choked back a sob, but the tears began to flow. She gripped her wand tight, tighter than she ever had before, and just as the Dark Lord began speaking to the crowd… she pointed it at the Dark Lord.
“AVADA-“ she hesitated, for just a moment.
“Dracaena, Dracaena, you are not a killer.” The last words Albus Dumbledore spoke to her echoed in her mind… he was right. Dracaena Malfoy was not a killer. Potter would hate her if she was…
“Oh… how disappointing…” the dark lord had turned towards her and raised his wand. Dracaena closed her eyes, but a ghost of a smile appeared on her face. She knew when she opened her eyes she would get to see him, smiling back at her. “I’m sorry for being such a coward everyone…” she thought.
“Avada Kedavra”
“NO!” Something hit Dracaena and she was thrown to the ground hard, her wand clattering across the stone floor. She heard a loud thump, then a scream… her mothers scream. Dracaena opened her eyes and saw the lifeless body of Lucius Malfoy on the ground between her and the Dark Lord.
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This scene is phenomenal and arguably the best in the franchise but it really does make Remus and Sirius kinda look retarded on rewatch.
It’s like just say you’re here to kill the rat.
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Out of the three top gear hosts who’s most likely to be a wizard and why is it James May?
Harry: Uncle Vernon?
Vernon: What is it, boy?! Can't you see I'm trying to watch Top Gear?!
Harry: this is my friend Luna Lovegood.
Vernon: What?! One of your weird friends from that freak school?!
Luna: Hello, Mr. Dursley. You have a wonderful home. Harry told me you have a large knowledge of crime statistics and strong opinions on minorities. Would you have time to talk about per capita?
Vernon: Oh...oh my, what a charming young lady! Petunia, dearest, we have guests! Could you put the kettle on?! Now Ms. Lovegood, where would you like to start?
Luna: We could start with how unfair it is that those hook-nosed goblins hold disproportionate amounts of power in the banking system.
Vernon: HAHAHA! well, young lady, they definitely don't like it when you call them that, but you seem to have the right idea!
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