Albert Einstein used to copy my assignment. Ndī mūnjama.
At the feet of Mt. Kenya
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For those who graduated this week, here are some tips:
1. Photocopy like 50 CVs.
2. If you don't have any connection, don't waste any CV with a govt/county job application.
3. Ladies, there will be sexual offers in exchange for a job.
4. Boychild, buy a book for betting analysis.
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Just 3 things and Arsenal will be okay.
1. Saka to shave that stupid hairstyle.
2. Saka to distance himself from that woman.
3. Gabriel should stop thinking he's superman for winning the league.
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Siasa za sisi kama: Waluhya, Wajaluo, Murima, Kisiis, Kambas, Coast, ziachiwe governors, senators, MP na hizo ujinga zingine.
Sisi kama youths msituambie kabila ya Sifuna
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Someone tell these politicians especially from Western and Nyanza to concentrate on their re/elections.
Waache mambo ya Sifuna kabisaaaaaa.
Sifuna ako national level.
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Yaani Gladys Wanga alikalia basin ya choo akikunia kichwa ikamuonyesha akifurahisha Ruto atakua D.P
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Two dumb bitchez telling each other "Yaas go queen"
Glad to have met my sister, Hon. @MarthaKarua, PLP Party Leader.
Women’s leadership is essential to Kenya’s future. I have offered my candidature for Nairobi Governor to champion accountable leadership, a clean city, jobs for our youth, and an environment where businesses thrive.
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Bois kama unajua Dem yako ni kiatu, mwambie asijipost huku.
We are jobless, broke, hopeless, bitter and we thrive in bringing others down to our misery.
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You think I'll log out or deactivate?? Shock on you 😂😂😂the worst you can do is those "ugly stuff" y'all are saying btw😌 Bring it on Diaz😌😌😌Pikeni kabisaa🫶🫶🫶
You think I'll log out or deactivate?? Shock on you 😂😂😂the worst you can do is those "ugly stuff" y'all are saying btw😌 Bring it on Diaz😌😌😌Pikeni kabisaa🫶🫶🫶
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I don't know how to explain but huyu Dem anakaa kunia kwa kichaka na ajipanguse kwa kuslide kwa nyasi.
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This is the Nyar Akoth lady who has the highest bar for men on this App.
Mara gari, nyumba, sijui kupelekwa wapi.
Anyway if her boyfriend is okay with her, mimi Sina shida.
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They should buy 10+ choppers, 30+ boats, 50+ ambulances, set up mobile clinics near the red zones. Pitch up tents, have ready beddings, enough food and medicine, have KDF and NYS ready.
But knowing Kasongo, watakula hii pesa na wategee Red cross and other NGO to help.
Kenya is set to receive an emergency loan of Sh51 billion from the World Bank to help respond to El Niño impacts, health risks and high fuel prices.
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Kama hutaki kuolewa kwa strict regime, it means hujamaliza sherehe in you.
When I decide to settle down, nitakua nimemaliza upuzi zote za anasa and I'd expect 100% reciprocation.
It's time to start a family, invest and diversify our investment.
I'M A TRUE KIKUYU MAN!
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