Comments might not be accurate. Some satire. Church mouse. Definitely homosexual.

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40 days. Governor JB Pritzker. Let's win this 💪
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The algorithm really knows me
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I kinda wanted these Apathetic George shower curtains
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Créme bru Gerry ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ retweeted
💯! American taxpayers should not pay for this! It is plainly a political ad aimed at boosting the @POTUS's sagging standing and motivate his base, weeks before the election. Let him reach into that pile of cash he's amassed over at MAGA Inc!
So I was just watching Fox News and this commercial played during Jesse Watters show. It says “Paid for by the US Government.” This is clearly a campaign ad. And the singers are just singing over and over again, “Love me” - over images of Trump. @CBSMiami @CBSNews
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how I look at leftover Chinese food in the fridge at 1:47am
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Did you know Chicago has one of the highest rates of Mothman sightings each year?
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Créme bru Gerry ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ retweeted
Zahran Mamdani is so powerful he can scare someone into wanting to actually go to New Jersey.
Netanyahu diverted his plane from New York to New Jersey due to fears that New York Mayor Zahran Mamdani might issue an order for him to leave the airport immediately or face arrest
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Créme bru Gerry ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ retweeted
Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"
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Créme bru Gerry ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ retweeted
The right: Mamdani is a fucking Islamic MUSLIM. He is bringing Sharia law and daily 9/11s! Don’t trust his Muslim lies Donald Trump: Mamdani is so handsome. He’s so strong
Trump on Mamdani: I've seen it with numerous different mayors—some bright ones and some not so great one so hopefully you will be a great one. And you are off to a start.
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Créme bru Gerry ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ retweeted
Watch Trump flirt with Mayor Mamdani. He obviously has a man-crush on him. There is no denying that.
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Checking website stats and noticed an old article I wrote from last year shot up to 720+ views in one day. Apparently, it’s making the rounds with people debating the topic all over again
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Créme bru Gerry ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ retweeted
Their relationship kills me 😭😭😭
Had a productive meeting with the President today at Gracie Mansion.
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Chicagoans be like “I know a place” and it’s this.
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Créme bru Gerry ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ retweeted
I don’t like how Gen Z answers “what’s that?”when I tell them to use an IF statement in Excel.
i don’t like how millennials refer to their kids as “littles”
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