Israeli prime minister and custodian of the Epstein files, Benjamin Netanyahu, has addressed the 81st UN General Assembly. He flew to the US for the event, despite the ICC arrest warrant. Several European countries were so keen to uphold international law that they let him fly through their airspace. Even better, the New York Mayor changed his mind about arresting him. Instead, the NYPD arrested the people who protested against him.
You’d think this all meant the world was warming to Israel again, but you’d be wrong. In a shocking display of antisemitism, most world leaders walked out during Netanyahu’s speech, just because he’s committing genocide.
Thankfully, Netanyahu wasn’t phased by his latest public humiliation. He held up a pager and asked the empty hall, “Remember the beepers? Remember these things? Remember them?” He added that Hezbollah “certainly remembers them.”
He was talking about “Operation Grim Beeper” in 2024 when Mossad made thousands of pagers and walkie talkies explode in Lebanese hospitals. Don’t feel bad if you laughed like the Twitter CEO did. That sort of thing only counts as terrorism when Muslims do it.
Netanyahu had a smirk on his face throughout his speech, like he found the attack hilarious. It was the way it blew out the eyeballs of little kids and ripped the hands off nurses. I mean who wouldn’t brag about this stuff?
A former Mossad agent explained that Israel’s placed booby traps in every sort of device all across the West. This means Netanyahu’s speech was not just a heart-warming joke—it was an outright threat. A reminder to anyone with a conscience that he can rip their nuts off at the push of a button.
Think of it like a carrot and stick approach. If our politicians behave, they get generous donations from the Israel lobby. And it they don’t, them (or maybe their kids) might get Beep, Beep, Boom! This is how Israel first works.
It’s fair to say Netanyahu wasn’t taking any crap at the assembly. He called Britain and France “hypocrites” for criticising his actions, given their colonial past. If we once brutally invaded countries and stole their land, it’s only right that Israel gets to do the same. We can’t have double standards here. Not unless they favour Israel.
Netanyahu was so bold that he risked his fragile coalition by calling the Gaza genocide “the biggest lie of the century”. It seemed he was calling his officials—who keep admitting to their genocidal intentions—liars. Smotrich and Ben Gvir are gonna be so pissed off.
Most countries are ashamed of their wars and keep them a secret (like the UK when it gets involved in Yemen), but Israel’s not ashamed. It’s proud of its blood rage.
Netanyahu might not like the G word, but he still bragged about fighting seven countries at once. Israel’s always bombing seven countries at once. It literally never stops! Obviously, Israel’s not the problem though. Those other countries are. That’s why Americans with no healthcare gladly pay for the bombs. Everyone should be willing to be poor for Israel.
Netanyahu’s so proud of wrecking the world economy that he said attacking Iran was one of the easiest decisions he’s ever had to make. Personally I found this confusing. Not long ago he insisted it was Trump’s decision and America’s war. Now it looks like he’s admitting to the whole Epstein blackmail thing. It’s hard to keep up!
All I can say is thank god Americans elected a paedophile, otherwise we might not have global economic collapse in time for Christmas.