proud hypocrite, based peach grower, puts corn in spaghetti, pro waterboarding my very bad dog, owner of zero cats, ❤️ The Institute of Cetacean Research
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Sickens me that @Grand_handsomer doesn’t know about real music. He only thinks Jelly Roll counts as country music!!! Shameful shit if you ask me
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The clit is totally real! I seen one in Atlantis while I was riding a unicorn and arguing with Bigfoot
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If Voldemort really wanted to be immortal he should’ve hidden a piece of his soul in the clit
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When I grow up I want to become very successful and the have an epic downfall fueled by cocaine and chocolate donuts
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I saw a girl wearing clown makeup on this website and I thought it was hot. Perhaps I should see a therapist
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Halloween fucking sucks and it should be replaced with a second thanksgiving. Don’t quote tweet me you deranged pagan swine
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One day imma see boobs and all you haters are gonna look real stupid idiot dumb
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He grabbed them all by the pussy and then he stole Hillary’s White House, that’s what he did
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I used to be able to sleep just fine before that bastard Obama got elected and fucking ruined everything
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Tfw your peen isn’t smol, your peaches are juicy, and your state has the best damn college football team in the country
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You can call me gay all you want but that Eli Young Band’s song was a fucking banger and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t
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