Dear market makers, this is who you're liquidating.

ok so inflation is bad so I need to hold assets but inflation up, means rates up so I need to hold dollars but inflation is cooking my dollars so I need to hold assets but my assets are going to get cooked by rate hikes time to all in Pokémon cards

“We call it uptober and then liquidate the shit out of them”

Oh shit inflation is rising let me sell all the scarce and limited assets I hold for cash which governments can print infinitely

RT @steve2bacon: “dear trading journal, lost it all again lol”

Somehow managed to construct a portfolio that goes down when market is green and gets absolutely demolished when market is red. AMA

Me on my way back to my 9-5 after losing 90% of my portfolio:

Just go back to my entry I don't want profit anymore

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

RT @ciniz: bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fin…

If it dumps this fast, they liquidate you. If you profit this fast, they close your position. This explains a lot.

Fartcoin

yeah so basically trump got cocky after succeeding with venezuela and had a hot hand and decided to double down and strike iran in february thinking they could take over the country in a couple of weeks despite everyone telling him it was a bad idea and would drag on nothing really happened and then Iran learned that they can actually close the strait of hormuz and were unsure if it would even work but now its become obvious they can do it and feel empowered. the iranians have a longer history as a culture and are slow walking trump as much as possible as they know that higher oil prices are going to ruin his odds in the midterms and weaken him not only that but now higher energy prices are putting upward pressure on inflation and bond yields which has made the job of his new fed chair warsh who came in under a premise of potential rate cute but because of the iran war were entering a rate hiking cycle the only person in the room who was trying to juggle all of this was scott bessent but after trying to juggle everything for so long he decided he was going to try and fight the bond vigilantes to lower bond yields and declared himself as the house. but he showed up to the bond fight with hardly any ammunition and now the bond market is calling his bluff and now the bond auctions are going terrible and he looks like a fool now so now bond yields are surging export bans on diesel are being put in place as an act of desparation midterms are a total write off and the trump admin is about to spend the next two years probably fighting impeachment hearings while things continue to detoriorate and the funny thing about all of this is he won the presidency off the idea of no more foreign wars but its his own foreign war with iran that started this whole mess and now the free market is testing them all

Look who's back

“We get influencers to sell bonds”

Interesting Zcash szn

bullish priorities

"If they don't pass the CLARITY Act, crypto is dead!" "No it will be fine. Do you even know what the CLARITY Act is?" "No. Do you?" "No"

I cannot stand when people like Hunter Biden come and make a mockery of our industry and siphon liquidity and mindshare from serious projects like boner and fatcoin and bike tyson