Here is the Dallas Cowboys version of the Whoop Ass Soup can.

Tengo 59 años y estoy cansado. Muy cansado. Este es el último mensaje que escribiré acerca de @dallascowboys hasta que esta generación desaparezca y Jerry Jones pase a mejor vida. O ganen un Super Bowl. Por años, he publicado aquí críticas al equipo y al responsable de todos los males de los Cowboys: Jerry Jones. Y con justificada razón: me hice fanático de los Vaqueros porque vi jugar a Roger Staubach, a un menospreciado Danny White, a Tony Hill, Drew Pearson, Tony Dorsett, Randy White, 'Too Tall' Jones y un larguísimo etcétera, un equipo con personalidad liderado por el inmortal Tom Landry. Me hice fan de ellos porque además representaban algo más grande que el football, un equipo con personalidad y buenos principios. Después, viví las épocas flacas hasta que llegaron Jimmy Johnson, su gran staff de coaches y jugadores de mi generación como Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin y una salvaje defensa que bien podría haberse llamado la Doomsday III. Los vi ganar 4 de sus 5 Super Bowls. Sí, incluso aplaudo y mucho lo que hizo Barry Switzer para darnos el quinto anillo. Para mí, no eran solo un equipo de football, sino un ejemplo de vida en muchos otros sentidos. Pero ya me cansé. He visto pasar a los Chan Gailey, Dave Campo, Jason Garrett y ver cómo se desperdiciaron generaciones con Bill Parcells, Wade Phillips y Mike McCarthy. El actual head coach, Brian Schottenheimer, le vendió humo a Jerry Jones. Está en la NFL por ser hijo de una leyenda como Marty Schottenheimer, pero nada más. Talento no tiene. No para un equipo de NFL. Y remataron contratando a un Coordinador Defensivo que viene del peor enemigo: Eagles. Christian Parker o es un caballo de Troya o simplemente es como Schottenheimer: inepto para la NFL. La demostración de hoy de #DallasCowboys ante Tampa Bay fue el último clavo en el ataúd de un equipo que lleva 30 años muerto, y nadie le ha avisado. Gracias, Cowboys. Son parte de mi vida desde hace casi medio siglo. Pero no tiene sentido seguir escribiendo de ustedes ni preocupándome por ustedes mientras sigan siendo dirigidos desde arriba por un extraordinario empresario, pero un terrible General Manager que, cual Uroboro, se ha comido a sí mismo. Los Dallas Cowboys han muerto. Llevan años así. Sólo necesitan que alguien les avise.

Tennessee fans “Won Twitter” whatever that’s worth (Nothing) So I included some highlights for yall in this production😭 #HookEm

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Oh really? The job market is tough is it ? Now imagine being an American born citizen and having all your jobs given to your jobs given to visa workers from the other side of the globe! Enjoy! You deserve this!

Alright… my turn. I have spent several days reading everyone’s opinions on this photo. I think both sides of the discussion are not hearing what the other side is saying. On one side we have people celebrating that they appear assimilated and lecturing about racism. On the other side we have people arguing that even legally replacing the indigenous white population is wrong. If you replace the entire population of Texas, is it really Texas anymore? I can see the validity of both arguments, but I definitely lean towards the second. In the year 2000, 71% of Texas was white. Currently white people only make up 39% of Texas. If this was any other racial group, this would be considered an ethnic cleansing. It is not wrong for the native born white population of our majority white country to be alarmed at how quickly we are becoming the minority in our own country. We are becoming the minority in our own country not because the native born black population was outbreeding us but because we have spent decades importing foreigners by the tens of millions. We could just stop doing that. No one says we HAVE to import millions of Indians. No one says that we HAVE to import millions of Muslims. We can just stop importing people by the tens of millions. The crowning accomplishment of the Trump Administration has been the net reduction of millions of foreign born people through immigration controls. It is not wrong for white people to not want to be ethnically cleansed in their own countries.

You are fighting the battles of a people who hate you and wish to take everything you have. You are the weak man making hard times.

When the flags of Spain and Mexico flew over Texas, there were many Josés, but scarcely a Pooja to be found. When the flag of France flew over Texas, there were many Jeans, but scarcely a Pooja to be found. When the Lone Star flew over the Republic of Texas, and later the flag of the Confederacy, there were many Johns, but scarcely a Pooja to be found. Then came the Stars and Stripes. Beneath it, Josés and Jeans and Johns lived together — some rooted in the soil for generations, others more newly arrived — each with a different claim upon the land and its history. Then, five seconds ago, Pooja arrived. She surveyed the descendants of all those who had come before her, announced that she was every bit as Texan as they were, and informed them that if they didn’t like it, they were free to leave.

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Follow the money.

Republicans won’t debate in TX for the same reason they won’t hold town halls, respond to constituent emails, or listen to a single second of public testimony. They don’t work for the people. They work for two West Texas far right billionaires named Tim Dunn and Farris Wilks.

Yep. We had a much better option, but the Republican primaries decided that they’re more prone to abusive relationships.

🚨 Hear me out… I’m sick of pretending this is a functioning country with a functioning government. Congress is not “divided.” It’s not “gridlocked.” It’s not “just politics.” It is a criminal class of 535 people who have spent decades selling this country piece by piece while lecturing the rest of us about democracy, values, and the rule of law. They pass spending bills they don’t read. They pile debt on people who weren’t even born yet. They take money from foreign interests, lobbyists, PACs, and industries they regulate, then act shocked when anyone calls it what it is: influence-peddling. They protect their own. They investigate their enemies. They never investigate themselves with the same hunger. The worst part isn’t even the money. It’s the moral rot. A government that can lecture parents, churches, and working people about morality while shielding predators, burying files, redacting names, and treating elite sex-crime networks like a scheduling inconvenience has no moral authority left. If the same evidence, the same flight logs, the same sealed names, and the same “we can’t comment” stonewalling applied to anyone outside their class, those people would already be in prison. For this crowd, it becomes “complicated,” “ongoing,” or “not the right time.” Foreign interference isn’t some abstract threat they discovered last week. It’s a business model. They take the money, take the trips, take the talking points, then wrap themselves in the flag and tell you anyone who notices is a conspiracy theorist. They will fight harder to protect their donors and their secrets than they will fight to protect the border, the budget, or the people who actually pay for all of it. I don’t hate “government” as an idea. I hate this government, the one that treats citizens like a revenue stream, treats accountability like an attack, and treats the most disgusting crimes as a club you only get punished for if you’re not connected. No more polite language. No more “both sides” anesthesia. If Congress had a shred of honor left, they would open every sealed file, name every protector, cut the foreign cash pipelines, and submit themselves to the same laws they impose on everyone else. They won’t. That’s the point. They are not public servants. They are a protected class. And the country is rotting under them. - B

Alcohol sales and crime have dropped so much that they’re making weed a crime again.

Always remember that San Antonio residents & most Texans face skyrocketing electric bills because Greg Abbott let gas companies make record profits during Uri. Then Abbott got $1 million from the gas company CEO. It’s the Greg Abbott Corruption Tax. forbes.com/sites/robertbryce…

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC: “This bill is insane. Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels. This ban is a gift to the cartels. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst.  Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace. We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier. I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump. To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”

I’m not one to vote for a Democrat—never have been—but here I damn well am. @LtGovTX @DanPatrick is corrupt to the core, a slimy, power-drunk blowhard who’s turned the Lt. Governor’s office into his personal ego temple while Texans get the shaft. This arrogant, self-dealing hack has spent years bullying the Senate and acting like the rules don’t apply to him. I’m done with this corrupt clown. Reject Dan Patrick. Vote @VikkiGoodwinTX Texas Lt. Governor!