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The men reading this after turning 35: “So you’re telling me my swimmers have been on a decline and nobody sent a memo?” 😭😂
Women: “RUN FREE!” 🏃♀️
Nature: “Not so fast, we still need to discuss eggs.” 😭💀
The confidence in this announcement is killing me. Scientists publish one study and Twitter immediately starts planning a victory parade. 😂
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“Gas is $5, 1 bedroom rent is $2k, McDonald’s told me 1 hashbrown is $3... God please” 😩😩
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I’ll never forgive The Wood for tryna convince us Malinda Williams as teenage Alicia became Sanaa Lathan as adult Alicia 😂🤦🏾♂️
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His death had to tear the veil, break a seal or SOMETHING because the world's been going to hell in a handbasket since this day.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE FAITHFUL?
1. Loving your spouse in public and in private
2. Cutting off an ex who is coming to confuse you or disrespect your spouse
3. Not participating in sexual jokes at the work place that lead to blurred lines
4. Sexting only your spouse and if your spouse is not much of a texter, choosing not to use that as an excuse to send suggestive messages to another
5. Avoiding to call other people of the opposite gender suggestive names that belong only to your spouse such as "Sweetheart", "Love", "Darling", "Baby"
6. Surrounding yourself with friends who encourage you to be faithful to your spouse and who can tell you off when you start to veer off
7. Looking away when you notice your eyes are desiring another person sexually. Do not feed lust
8. Choosing not to take care of another person of the opposite gender financially in secret yet neglecting your spouse
9. Telling off people who come at you to make sexual advances
10. Making it known that you are married lest anyone thinks you are available
11. Ignoring or blocking people who still want to flirt with you yet they know you are married
12. Avoiding your body rubbing on another at the workplace, supermarket or social gatherings; this excitement leads to more longing for body rubbing
13. Bragging about your spouse to someone who is lying to you that they will treat you better than your spouse
14. Stopping the excitement of dressing up sexy to get the attention of a work colleague. This expectation of impressing a special someone will lead to an affair and distract you from impressing your spouse
15. Avoiding habits such as drinking and excessive parting and activities that tempt you and put you in a compromising situations
16. Unfriending a friend who doesn't respect boundaries
17. Honouring your spouse even when your spouse doesn't know what you are doing or is far from you
18. Avoiding pornography and masturbating to videos and photos online since this will train your eye to lust after multiple people
19. Choosing not to send nude photos of yourself to someone who is not your spouse
20. Choosing not to receive nude photos or videos of people who are trying to seduce you
21. Avoiding phone sex with someone not your spouse. If you phone sex or video call another to talk sexual stuff, your desire for that person will grow
22. Choosing not to have lengthy intimate chats with another person not your spouse
23. Choosing not to confide in another your naughty thoughts and sexual fantasies. These secrets belong only to your spouse
24. Choosing not to hold, caress, tightly hug, sensually massage or cuddle up a friend in the name of comfort. Physical intimacy belongs only to your spouse
25. Avoiding naughty games such as strip poker, truth or dare or kissing games that might cheer you into dishonouring your spouse
26. Avoiding the lie that you can make out with another person as long as you don't sleep with them
27. Choosing not to give another person more time and attention than you give to your spouse
Faithfulness is not only about not having sexual intercourse with another; but also about honouring your spouse with your mind, eyes, ears, words, feelings, time, hands and body.
Choose to be faithful
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Eagles fans never said anything.
You never said anything.
Welcome back! 🤝 @CGJXXIII
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I don’t want these AirPods and am down to give them away.
If you retweet and comment, I’ll give them to someone whose comment gets *zero likes.*
Nothing to promote or shill. Just for fun.
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Omg they are literally talking each other through their tears on the Cowboys Reddit 😭
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Dating so hard now, everybody either in situationships, not healed, still stuck on their ex, carrying trauma, being a hoe, or married 😂😂😂
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Maybe right now you have to realize that your journey is not about loving another person.
Maybe right now, you have to love yourself first and feel the inner peace of being alone.
Calm read...
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