Retired U.S. Marine. Active nurse. I choose careers based on how much the uniforms feel like pajamas.
Byesville, OH
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Sounds harsh, until you've had 30–50 canonically irregular prelates run into your yard within 3–5 minutes while your small kids play.
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I should've known the Bengals had no chance today in Baltimore. The Ravens brought in @ShannonSharpe to hype the crowd before kickoff. What an "Uprising." Burrow looks overwhelmed.
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Ever watch a cat be ridiculously incompetent all day then flip a switch? Just bumbling around, falling from high places, and being a derp when all of a sudden they remember they’re the most successful predators on the planet? That’s the Bengals today.
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Contributing to the exchange of cultures by teaching my filipino coworkers that the useless co-worker is like “teats on a boar”.
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Tesla driver after escaping injury in an accident that comes to a stop just short of ravine- “whew, that was close.”
Tesla suddenly rockets into the air, does a double gainer, and plummets into the ravine.
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If you’d have told me in the 90’s that the Bengals were going to make aggressive moves to try to compete for a championship and the Reds mgmt were going to be satisfied at almost .500 I’d have laughed in your face. #cincy
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Pretty sure i just heard Burkhardt say Washington’s receivers were “covered like Irish wheat” and I can’t find that idiom anywhere. Did i mis-hear?
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Seems like a big difference between “into several pieces” and “in several places” when it comes to breaking fingers.
#Ravens pass-rusher Trey Hendrickson, who broke a finger into several pieces this week, is slated to play on Sunday with cast on his hand, sources say.
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I realized the common thread in the sports i like most (football and baseball) is that they’re very slow until there is a very fast action with the potential for huge game
changing results. The whole game can turn on a single snap or pitch.
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Very happy for the early turnovers in the #Bengals game. It’s papering over their weakness that carried over from last season. That weakness is allowing big plays. Can’t count on turnovers all season.
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