Get this fucker home NOW

“Michigan just lost to who?”

ANOTHER LOSS MICHIGAN?!

Real human beings wake themselves up at 6am on a Saturday for the specific purpose of watching the television program College Football Gameday on ESPN

YEAHHHHH PAT MCAFEE IS TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF FUCK YEAHHHHHHH

So much green in my bean I’m shitting straight chlorophyll

YEAH JALEEL MCLAUGHLIN

*billionaire

CLOSE RANGE TORNADO IN SYLVAN GROVE KANSAS 645pm

As a guy who grew up in rural Kansas, I can guarantee you this guy in the tractor would have done this for literally anyone. Some dudes live for this kinda thing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fucking monsoon happening in Dodge City right now. Haven’t seen anything like this here in recent memory

This was the craziest graphic of last season

A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people. At his trial, he’s found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death. Before his execution, he’s offered a last meal and asks for a single banana. They give it to him. The next morning, he’s strapped into the electric chair. The executioner pulls the switch… Nothing happens. There’s never been a failure like this before, but because the law prohibits punishing someone twice for the same crime, the court is forced to release him. Within a week, the train-obsessed man steals another train, crashes it, and kills several more people. Once again, he’s sentenced to death. Once again, he asks for a single banana for his last meal. And once again, the electric chair fails. The same thing happens a third time. By now, the guards are convinced they’ve figured out his trick. When he asks for a banana before his fourth execution, the head guard snaps: “Oh, no you don’t! We know all about your little banana trick. You’re not getting one this time!” Instead, they serve him steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler. The next morning, they strap him into the electric chair and pull the switch. Nothing happens. The head guard stares at the executioner in disbelief. “Did you give him the banana?” “No, sir! We didn’t give him a banana. We swear!” Turns out the banana had nothing to do with it. The man was just a really bad conductor.

From the rooftops

He saw what his injury did to the Knicks and that’s why he sacrificed Jaxson Dart

Is there anything in the world cooler than hitting a homer in front of 45,000+ chanting your name?

"HOLY SHEETS" into an absolute nuke is why postseason baseball cannot be beat. (Via: @MLB)

They need to start offering stadium sound broadcasts for playoff games

Check this fucking hammer dweeb 😂