Jack of all trades. Certified geek. She/they. @Hellmark@masto.ai for masto @hellmark.org for bluesky

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Hey @_AlexHirsch wanted to let you know that the phone number mentioned in the Book of Bill (1-800-555-CIPHER9) connects you to a phone sex line. Was a bit shocked when I tried dialing.
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So, I get called a chaser, & am told I am making things up, because I thought it was offensive that someone was trying to appropriate the term widow for something else other than having a dead partner. Having a dead partner isn't the same as divorcing because your partner changed
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The problem is, he's rarely here and doesn't talk to people when he is. Dude hasn't lived here in years. Sold his house in 2019 and claimed he was going to build a new house ever since.
If anyone attends a town hall or debate with Joshua Hawley and has the opportunity to ask a question, I’ve got three. 1). Why did President Trump call you 6 different times on January 5, 2021? 2). What did he say in the three messages he left you?
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Seriously, @jaketapper. Going high gets ignored, because you are part of the problem. You give free air to the hate because that brings in viewership.

ALT John Oliver exclaiming "Goddammit, Tapper"

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Anyone else thinking the #TamponTim thing is just making Walz seem even more cool? The dude advocated for girls to get access to feminine hygiene products in school. Why is that a bad thing?
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Pick one player in their prime: ❤️ for Aaron Judge 🔁 for Albert Pujols #RepBX | #ForTheLou
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So, because a corrupt leader of an organization that has been stripped of authority and recognition due to their attempts to sabotage athletes made a claim, without presenting evidence, she has to publicly show evidence to the contrary, despite doing so privately to the IOC?
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Google, just what I needed on the anniversary of my wife's death, a crapload of slideshows and collages about her... Seriously read the fucking room.
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Anyone get the feeling that you're arguing with bots way more now? Like, you wonder how someone can be that stupid, but it isn't a type of stupid you normally would see from people. Plus, getting flooded with replies from multi accounts simultaneously on older stuff.
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“In the baseball game of politics, it’s people versus politicians and the politicians want their home runs to count for double,” Rizzo said. #moleg
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Kristi Noem's kids after getting home from school before finding out what Noem did to the family dog: #KristiNoemIsAMonster #WheresCricket
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Replying to @Pr1sonerBen
I've witnessed some things. One of my cousins, who is a cis woman, has been harassed with people thinking she was trans, because people thought she was "too tall" to not be trans. Another time when grocery shopping with some friends for a party, someone pulled a knife on us 1/
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Who is the most unbearable on Twitter?
5% Statue fuckers
5% Lost Causers
8% Transphobes
83% They're the same person
1,211 votes • Final results
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JK Rowling may be able to silence people in the UK via their messed up legal system, but thankfully I'm in the US. @jk_rowling is a Holocaust denier. She called the destruction of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft by the Nazis a "fever dream".
On 13 March I tweeted that JK Rowling “is a Holocaust denier”. That allegation was false and offensive. I have deleted it and apologise to JK Rowling.
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Helena Brown retweeted
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Wasn't @elonmusk supposed to fix the bot problem after buying @x? Instead it just seems like it got worse. This is the likes on a recent reply I made, fishy right? I think we all knew things weren't going to get better.
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Having a blunder like @espn mixing up the Ducks and Beavs is pretty huge. Akin to talking about the Red Sox and calling them the Yankees.
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Hey @facebook, since when is a post that says "gas the jews" something that is considered not against community guidelines? Why is it that it is easier to contact you on another service than your own platform?
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