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TV shows don't have their main character beat the dogshit out of a former President anymore
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Prob the best choice out of the options
CALLUM TURNER is rumored to have been cast as the next JAMES BOND (via @showbiz411)
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RT @devoutposter: Guys I’m really sorry that Neil Patrick Harris did something in poor taste 15 years ago but at some point you have to fre…
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Need people to take a second to think before reposting an account saying an Ali G movie cost $160M
Sacha Baron Cohen personally invested $3 million of his own money into the new Ali G film.
The film is rumored to have cost over $160 million to make, with 54 credited producers, including 13 executive producers.
It has since been pulled from theatres and total box office gross to date is around $3 million.
It is on track to be the biggest box-office flop in history.
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Stray thought from today’s blank check ep: the main culprit for why America’s rich stopped supporting the high arts is at some point the country switched to being a sports culture and season tickets and private boxes became the new signifiers for exorbitant wealth
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Crosses the picket line, recuts Miami Vice to make it worse, mishandled firearm. Aura loss decade I’m afraid
Michael Mann Accidentally Shoots Himself in Leg at Los Angeles Gun Range tmz.me/48u5xaG
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Awful awful way of approaching life
Uncle did the math on GTA 6. 🤓
(via marktilbury)
#GTA6 #GTAVI #GTA6Map #RockstarGames #GrandTheftAutoVI
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5 or 6 more domestic abuse accusations and Green Bay may want to begin the process of looking into possible options to consider penalizing him
Josh Jacobs could be on thin ice in Green Bay. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Really happy to see Lee finally leave the shadow of the Nightmare Factory and find his footing in New Japan
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You can find a sports fan who will stop rooting for a team for moral reasons at the same place you’ll find the Holy Grail and the Fountain of Youth
From @TheAthletic: The Kansas City Chiefs are the NFL franchise that provides cover for violent abusers, repeat offenders, and now, because they need someone to make a field goal, an unrepentant sleazeball, our columnist writes. It’s always the Chiefs. nyti.ms/4A4roRW
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“It’s been a while since I last posted” it’s so important to take the occasional social media break for your mental health 🙂↕️
Bryan Singer remembers Patrick Stewart in a tribute:
"It’s been a while since I last posted, but Patrick Stewart's passing has brought back decades of memories, and I wanted to share a few candid photographs from our time together.
"First, my heart goes out to his wonderful wife, Sunny.
"I could never recount all the experiences Patrick and I shared, both professionally and personally, in a single post. He was far more than a cast member and a friend. He was a teacher.
"Every time I watched Patrick approach a role, whether onstage or on set, I learned something. His command of language, his understanding of character, the precision with which he could deliver an emotion or change the pace of a scene. He possessed a grace and confidence that only a lifetime devoted to the craft could produce, and he made even the most difficult performances seem effortless.
"But beyond his extraordinary talent, Patrick was also a wonderfully fun and adventurous man.
"One memory still makes me laugh. Knowing what an enormous 'Star Trek' fan I was, Patrick invited me to dinner at his home. What he neglected to mention was that William Shatner would be joining us. I completely freaked out! Patrick knew exactly what he was doing.
"There were so many moments like that over the years, and I wish I could share them all.
"I feel fortunate to have known Patrick, to have learned from him, and to have called him my friend. I will cherish those memories for the rest of my life.
"He will be deeply missed."
See more tributes here: deadline.com/lists/patrick-s…
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I haven’t really been rattled by the baby crying as a first time dad probably cause I’m so used to y’all’s tweets
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Plagiarism accusations always sound scandalous and then you get the follow up story and realize oh nvm
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A screenwriter has sued Alexander Payne, alleging that the script for “The Holdovers” was based on his unproduced screenplay set at a children’s hospital.
The suit contends that there are 46 “matched incidents” in the plots of the two scripts. As described in the complaint, Stephenson’s script, “Frisco,” tells the story of a dispirited doctor at the hospital who is stuck looking after a precocious teenage patient. The two develop a friendship on a trip to San Francisco, culminating in the doctor’s decision to quit his job and set off on a cross-country trek.
variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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