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When I say girl of my dreams, I mean literally in my dreams there is a girl who visits me every once in a while. I don't know this person in real life. Never met them, never seen them.

Video Game is Magic #25 The Ponkémon evolved... but was it worth it?

"Gave the girl of my dreams my contact info. ... I hope she can find me in real life."

Its Us against the world.

Hello, fellow Harry Potter fans, former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe here. Harry and Malfoid sure look like they're having fun in the family fanfiction, huh? Did you know that their Wizarding World life is not that much different from an average home? Here's a fun idea, why don't we try it for a few years! Let's do our best and try to be fathers and mothers for our own very wacky children, haha! Crazy!

They're doing this to me tomorrow

"Ahhh, Everyflavour beans. Hmmm, Laotian ladyboy taint. Interesting," "Why do you know what that tastes like," "A ladyboy?" "No, a Laotian,"

Fuckass bug

Go, my loyal Soldiers.

Stareing longingly at the wedding rings I'm about to steal, knowing damn well that I'll never have someone to give them to 😔 Being a true romantic is torture.

My Little Pony trending in the big 2026. We still got shooters out here.

>Generate a full Barbie and playset based on my account >Generate the image

"Welcome to the Peaty Spitoon, how Peaty are you?"

“well, well, well. If it isn't us.”

Chill on crypt robbing gold digging bros, we're just looking for a place to live 🥺

It seems, to make it in this world, you need a hot head and cool balls. Have a blessed day, Hivemates.

I was working in the drafts late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my Howler, from his tab, began to rise And suddenly, to my susprise, He did the Mash He did the Howler Mash The Howler Mash It was a timeline smash He did the mash He got doxxed in a flash He did the Mash He did the Howler Mash From my poaster study in the castle/freak To the mutant bedroom where the groypires feast The foids all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my erect chode They did the Mash They did the Howler Mash The Howler Mash It was a timeline smash They did the mash They got doxxed in a flash They did the Mash They did the Howler Mash The Zogbies were having fun The orgy had just begun The guests included Bateman, Mutant and his son The cream was popping All were getting a pound Anderz on chains Topped by his Berman hound The Simulators were about to arrive With their vocal group The cock-sucking five They played the Mash They played the Howler Mash The Howler Mash It was a timeline smash They played the mash They got doxxed in a flash They played the Mash They played the Howler Mash Out from his cuck chair Mutant's voice did ring Seems he was triggered by just one thing Opened the cage, and shook his dick and said "What ever happened to my Trinidadian kid?" It's now the Mash It's now the Howler Mash The Howler Mash And it's a timeline smash It's now the Mash It's been doxxed in a flash It's now the Mash It's now the Howler Mash Now everything's cool Mutant's part of the band And my Howler Mash Is the bit of the land For you, sex having This Mash was meant too When you get to my door Tell them Kanye sent you! Then you can Mash Then you can Howler Mash The Howler Mash And do my timeline smash Then you can Mash You'll get doxxed in a flash Then you can Mash Then you can Howler Mash!