HowlingNorbit retweeted
I’d like to call you a slut but in all fairness I want to fuck them too
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Haven’t had a drink in 4 days, but was starting to get concerned because I also haven’t had an erection in 4 days. But thank goodness it looks like we’re in the clear now, patriots. Crisis averted. Thank you, Hunter Schafer.
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TELL ME WHY MY LIL NEPHEW GOT HIS FIRST BONER AND HE GONNA COME TO ME CRYING TALM BOUT SOME “I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO” 😭 I HAD TO BEAT HIS SHIT OFF FOR HIM JUST TO GET HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE 🤣
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HowlingNorbit retweeted
This is the shit Mussolini was doing while Hitler was being attacked on 3 fronts
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The hardest part of getting ready for a first date is deciding if I should wear my wedding ring or not.
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Been thinking a lot about George Washingtons camel toe lately
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Welcome to my profile. If you're checking after I just owned your goy ass, I just won again.
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At my local court looking for a fifth to round out my team. 'This n1gga got downs!' some1 shouted. I assumed that the guy had next so I picked him. Dude couldn't dribble, shoot, nothing. Then I saw him wiping his boogers on the ball & it hit me what they meant by 'downs'. 15-4 L
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Shawty got the type of body you wanna dump in the woods. Limbs mangled & left in an sexually explicit pose.
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