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After deep reflection and a lot of soul searching I have come to the conclusion that I will not be addressing the allegations
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Wait if Mutant has a kid that means…Mutant… My man 😂🤝
Howling mutant has an Indian child and his racist fans found out and now he’s blocking anyone who mentions it
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Have you seen this man?
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Much has been said about HowlingMutant impregnating an Indian woman but has anyone considered it may have been in self defense?
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Im pro howling mutant
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To be fair, he thought he was cumming in her ass since they smelled the same
Howling mutant has an Indian child and his racist fans found out and now he’s blocking anyone who mentions it
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Replying to @HowlingCalvin0
Found the Indian kid
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Howling mutant has an Indian child and his racist fans found out and now he’s blocking anyone who mentions it
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The funniest part about driving in the Midwest is finding out what quasi steppe warlord every town in a 60 mile radius is named after and the horrors he committed in ordered to be memorialized on the local water tower.
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Repeat after me: I am normal and everyone thinks I am normal.
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Awoken to my shortcel chud son standing over his mother and I. Rage filling his eyes as I desperately explain that I had to crack an Asian baddie (his mother) because the Oxford Study isn’t just a TikTok thing, hoping he could cope as a fratty short king with a lethal face card.
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I’m going to name my next child Bullfrog
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Why does poop taste so bad if it’s made of food?
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Fun fact: the word “pig” comes from Old English pigga, which meant a piglet. (IPA: [ˈpiɡ.ɡɑ])
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Put that on a sign and sell it at Home Goods
My body is a machine that turns chocolate chip cookies into cum.
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Wasn’t aware my black friend’s toilet didn’t work. Had to go so dropped one tiny ball of shit before hearing “aye nigga don’t be shittin!” Almost tossed it out the window but told his fat sister who replied “oh my gawd you shit a mf tiny ball nigga you don’t be shittin right!”
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A 22 minute 5k is not particularly good for someone who claims to be into fitness
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Great work just had a few glaring things I’d like to touch up 🤎 I’d be happy to give any advice and loved collabing on this with you!! 🤗
Day 1 of drawing YOUR suggestions! Soap as the punisher 🧡 - [Alt version in replies] #callofduty #mw4 #mw3 #mw2 #mw #punisher #thepunisher #johnsoapmactavish #soapcod #ghostcod #fanart #modernwarfare #activision
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Listen to that subtle fire alarm beep. The tasteful attempt of a bicycle escape. Oh my god, it even has a Hijabi shuffling into frame...
Gentrifier Meets Bushwick
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Getting cursed after misgendering the local xim/xer gypsy
Made with AI
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