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Setting the treadmill to 3mph and walking with a wigger bop at the gym
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My date rants about her ex and “typical male dishonesty.” So I tell her the truth: I have been practicing this conversation in the mirror for eleven days and I still don’t know what to do with my hands.
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My body is a machine that turns chocolate chip cookies into cum.
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Taking my wife to the Mexican restaurant for the sole purpose of calling ICE on the first one who flirts with her.
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