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Dictator Perpetuo HowlingBobby retweeted
Told the bull that Abe Lincoln originally wanted to send the slaves back to Africa and how I thought that was a good idea. He then forced me to read the Emancipation Proclamation while riding the Sybian at full strength.
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Dictator Perpetuo HowlingBobby retweeted
The funniest part about driving in the Midwest is finding out what quasi steppe warlord every town in a 60 mile radius is named after and the horrors he committed in ordered to be memorialized on the local water tower.
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Tf you got me goin onto nigga
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Dictator Perpetuo HowlingBobby retweeted
Wasn’t aware my black friend’s toilet didn’t work. Had to go so dropped one tiny ball of shit before hearing “aye nigga don’t be shittin!” Almost tossed it out the window but told his fat sister who replied “oh my gawd you shit a mf tiny ball nigga you don’t be shittin right!”
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Dictator Perpetuo HowlingBobby retweeted
Pretending to be fast asleep after guessing her passcode wrong so many times her iPhone locks for 400 years
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Dictator Perpetuo HowlingBobby retweeted
I was peaking off 5 thc gummies the first time I went to my wife’s father’s house, I ended up shitting myself and he wrapped me up in a Doritos themed blanket and carried me to the car
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