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You can consider a like from them a like from me. In fact, and mark my words when I say this will not come back to haunt me, I endorse any and every action they take
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"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good" buy $MUTANT
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Told the bull that Abe Lincoln originally wanted to send the slaves back to Africa and how I thought that was a good idea. He then forced me to read the Emancipation Proclamation while riding the Sybian at full strength.
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Removing my wedding photos from my bedroom wall to replace them with this
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Rubbing cat gravy on my upper lip and pulling a pair of XXL panties over my face like a Bane mask, reminiscing about the good times her and I shared.
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Wife’s been accusing me of having an affair with our neighbor for almost a year. I’m not, but at this point I’ve defended that woman’s honor so many times I feel like I should at least ask her out.
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The funniest part about driving in the Midwest is finding out what quasi steppe warlord every town in a 60 mile radius is named after and the horrors he committed in ordered to be memorialized on the local water tower.
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I would raise @Howlingmutant0 ‘s Indian children as my own if anything happened to him
Howling mutant has an Indian child and his racist fans found out and now he’s blocking anyone who mentions it
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Literally who will you not block because they're your rapist? Screenshot to find out.
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