The weekend is opened in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holyspirit.

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This is the most horrible alcoholic beverage to ever exist. I doesn’t matter what you mix it with, it still tastes like tribulation and long suffering.🤮

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Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."

I told you I wasn’t interested in a relationship. You said we could just be friends. I didn’t block you. You started calling, I had no problem with that. Then you said you had no data and asked me to subscribe for you. I did. Few days later you passed an exam, I congratulated you like a good friend. Next message? You’re telling me what to gift you for smashing it. I thought you were joking. You called to remind me. I played along and you foolishly said Apple AirPods. It’s not your birthday. I’m not your girlfriend, we’ve never seen each other and I have never asked you for anything. You even had the nerve to say we should buy it outside the country.

When I'm in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if I want to see my newborn son

Men will f*ck you even if they don't like you, a woman need to like you to f*ck you.

Nobody gets a hit from uzumaki barrage and still stands. Naruto, boruto, Hinata, hinawari They can kick for real

to buy a chicken pie a chicken must kpai

Really do be your homies