You will never ever ever ever see men sign up for pussy eating classes
Sarah Shahi admits she was so intimidated by blowjobs that she signed up for a Beverly Hills blowjob seminar - where every woman had to choose a dildo from a platter
“I had only ever dry-humped before”
“She had a blowjob seminar in Beverly Hills and I was like, ‘I’m signing up’”
“I was the youngest person in the class”
“We each got a dildo. There were different sizes and shapes - literally, a dildo on a platter”
“She taught us how to open up the back of the throat, how to deep-throat”
“Now it’s an area I feel really good in”
“If you learn to love a blowjob, it is literally your best friend”
“Your guy is super happy and you’re curled up with your favorite romance novel in three minutes”
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watching the way people talk about the models who have given birth you’d think they’re discussing their prize heifer
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“AWOOGA!! Sorry babe I just saw a woman covered in oil, shaking it crazy style, and I thought of doing that to you”
Spiritually cucked.
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i Have a Noble Savage View of Every Person in the Entire World that i Don’t Personally Know, as Well as All Groups of People of Any Sort
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ahhaha someone #wifezone me ahahah what a silly prank that would be and we could #familymax and own a cute house what a crazy prank!!!
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We are living through a spiritual holocaust for the genuine and gentle-hearted. Never before has the world so perfectly punished all that is best in the human soul, and so rewarded the opposite. This is the age of the psychopath.
The thing that makes me saddest is how well most people seem to adapt as we continue to slide into this hell. If they're actually adapting, then that's fucked that the average person has the capacity to be so cold. If they're just pretending to, they're letting their own status-signaling outweigh the good they could do by speaking out.
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it feels like people like me weren’t meant to exist amongst other humans. i’m meant to be in a cave wearing a burlap sack and eating mushrooms.
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kırılganım her şeyi kafama takarım twitter insta tiktok üçgeninde ömrümü harcıyorum günde 5 saat uyurum su içmem dopamin reseptörlerim iflas etti hayattan keyif alamıyorum napalım kaderimiz böyleymiş
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the little prince ruined my psyche because i want to be loved like the rose. fuck my chud life.
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okay but sometimes the stripper does love someone and that someone just happens to be a ripped felon who has tatts and four kids… not you
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