Author of "The Pouty Cow Goes Moue" tweet that got over 28 views worldwide. I also make music. Check it out at mrt.robballen.com

Tampa, Florida
Latest song—Moue—is out on all streaming platforms. No AI. 100% of the blame for this is on my shoulders. piped.video/watch?v=1s…
2
2
3
676
I have COMPLETELY dropped the ball on this project. Knowing Morlock, this will be hard sci-fi that requires 3 digits on the Rockwell hardness scale to measure. I got my copy waiting, you should too.
41 hours left Meet Bollstadt: the youngest Dog, mission geologist, brilliant and obsessed. He is trichromat—able to see the color red—and Io has truths buried under its lava. Aristillus: Escape from Io is live. kickstarter.com/projects/tji…
9
I didn't know a thing about politics when I read Bloom County as a kid, but as I got older & recalled strips like this, I thought Berkely was rather right leaning because at no point in the strips did a left-leaning-representation ever come out looking anything other than silly. I know *now* that he's as left leaning as they come but he always made the right seem a lot more sensible & sane in the comics. Now, if you'll pardon me, I have to set a trap. Where did I leave that pile of The Village Voice magazines?
2
7
110
Oh sure... let's go down yet ANOTHER rabbit hole.
89
Of course. I have teeth.
DO YOU CARRY A NAIL CLIPPERS?
2
8
419
"Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets."
"Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets."
1
8
510
So offensive they don't make bandages for people with vitiligo
You’re an adult. Act like it. Buy a black marker and STFU or see a hole in the consumer market and fill it yourself… or sit on your complaining ass and wait for someone else to do it for you. Good grief.🖕
1
5
574
So much for my diet.
2
2
10
616
Lord of the Rings Duke of the Bracelets Baron of the Cufflinks Viscount of the Septum Piercings Earl of the Vajazzle
6
350
Weather is starting to cool down. I've not hit the anvil all summer because it was just too hot, so I'm ready to get back in action. I have crappy hammers. They're HF specials, I've cleaned up the faces and they do... okay, but it's time to invest in some quality metal smooshers. Looking for a US based hammer, preferably a smaller shop. Really need a good 2.5# rounding/peen. Anyone know anyone?
1
5
195
Why?
7
1
70
12,738
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? is no longer a challenge with the new Flock add-on.
1
7
295
Dear @DUDEwipes You're welcome
2
7
237
Imagine being this wrong and proud enough to put it online. (Screenshot for when he deletes the tweet). I've looked through his feed. He is unwell & not very well acquainted with reality. His hatred has consumed him so much that there is nothing he won't say or do as long as it goes against his enemies like Musk & Trump. It's sad that people have so little self-worth that they wrap what little they have in over-the-top hatred.
3
22
547
Gee, this is a surprise
1
4
47
Hrrrrng
Starship Flight 14 launch and orbit was a success, but what did the launch sound and feel like form Port Isabel, about 5 miles away? Here is a visual & audio experience almost as good as being there! If you haven't been to a Starship launch, you really need to plan a trip! @esherifftv Sound UP!
3
6
743
Stare into the abyss? Buddy, I swiped right on the abyss. Very interested. Would like to know more.
2
2
161
No matter how many words I block, mute, or hide, I cannot seem to keep a particular nutjob whose name rhymes with Splandance Mowens off my timeline. I really, really do not care what the current obsession of the zeitgeist is about her. I just want to live my life without knowing anything about her at all. I am more concerned with Zoosha in this regard.
2
127
I see @BrandonDonkey2 sat in for his new portrait
1
1
150
I can't watch this introduction without seeing the Krups Coffina Super
This was made in 1979.
2
264
I know about this door because it was in the original Tron movie
A massive 97,000-pound, concrete-filled door at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, 1979. At the time, it was billed as the world's heaviest door on a hinge.
1
2
12
391
I didn't mean to... geez.
2
8
298