Robb Allen
@ItsRobbAllen

Author of "The Pouty Cow Goes Moue" tweet that got over 28 views worldwide. I also make music. Check it out at mrt.robballen.com

 Tampa, Florida
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Joined July 2009
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The Stray that Stole My Heart

We used to have this stray cat that wandered the 'hood. Every person had their own name for him. We called him dB because he was so loud. He was super friendly and would meow at the top of his lungs

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Flocked if you do, flocked if you don't

I see that the current two-minute hate has moved on from Goldstein and instead applied its 120 seconds of ire to Flock cameras. Specifically, the Flock brand cameras. Apparently every other camera
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Want to do leisure. Forced to do work.

Have you ever noticed that any time someone complains that they hate capitalism because they're forced to work when all they really want to do is X and that X is always some form of leisure? They

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I guess I just swore off energy drinks

I have been struggling trying to get this post up because it keeps ending up sounding like an advertisement and I don't want it to. A little while back, I mentioned that I wish there were energy

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The best interview

I just tweeted about a terrible interviewee who brought his mom in but let me tell you about the absolute best interview I ever sat through. The lovely lady applying for the job was from Africa. Her
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