Former Cal Kicker with a massive *third* leg

Don’t worry Cal fans. You may say you’ve “given up” and that you “don’t care anymore,” but we’ll end up beating Miami next week in some crazy fashion and you’ll be sucked right back in to the inescapable gravitational pull of Cal Football. As the Eagles say in Hotel California:
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JAYLEN BROWN IS TAKING OVER PLAY CALLING??!!?!?!
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Cal offense is off the charts!! Almost literally!
📊Opp-Adj EPA/Play - Wk 1-4 ▫️Starkville: Russell vs Taylor. The only prescription is more cowbell. ▫️Something warm & cozy about the Big10 mid-off ▫️I'm not saying there are a lot of bad big name coaches but ▫️So you paid Jimbo a lot to NOT to coach, but where did that get you?
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Cal was clearly prepping to play at UNLV since December by gambling away our season with our OC and ST coaching hires.
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My issue isn’t with his level of experience. Everyone has to start somewhere. My issue is that he SUCKS.
WILD: Reporter: “You haven’t been a coordinator before I believe?” Cal OC Jordan Somerville: “No sir. 12U football.” Absolutely insane 🤯
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Are you JustiningYourWilcox right now? @ToshingMyLupoi
Anyone else missing Justin Wilcox rn
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Holy shit I remember this Cal shit talker from years ago. He’s changed his profile pic since the two screenshots I took of his tweets, but it’s literally the exact same shot but different😂😂
its ok, i never really expected Cal to win this game anyways.
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Can somebody make one of the “I snuck into a press box and called a P4 offense” YouTube thumbnail memes with Jordan Somerville?
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Cal offense really cooking with flint and kindling rn🔥
Explosive was a word consistently used regarding expectations for the Cal offense entering this year Right now, Cal is putting an inexcusable & indefensible product on the field And it needs to be fixed now. Column from a reality check vs Clemson: on3.com/sites/golden-bear-re…
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“Third Leg Greg” Thomas retweeted
How about before tomorrow ends? Please?
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This might be the most beautiful backdrop for a football game I’ve ever seen.
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Justin Wilcox wins that game 9 out of 10 times last night
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Epic photo
Clemson fans tailgating with Bowles Hall as the backdrop!!!
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“Third Leg Greg” Thomas retweeted
This man is on the coaching staff btw.... #GiveRoloTheKeysToTheO #Cal #GoBears
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I would like to nominate myself for Cal’s offensive coordinator. This is my playbook.
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Tosh… please don’t make the same mistakes Wilcox made with his bad coaching hires. Fire him NOW.
I have full faith in Jordan Somerville Tosh Lupoi
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I've decided to REOPEN my recruitment. (still committed)
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“Third Leg Greg” Thomas retweeted
Som??? that u? which coaches / players/ player’s dad burner is this ?? @Michael99047304
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I do not understand this Cal offense.
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“Third Leg Greg” Thomas retweeted
I’m sorry Coach. Please unblock me. You were terrific.
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