I write stuff. Sometimes I get lucky and it’s published. Huge disappointment in person. Jersey girl. Gracefully insane. I love a good petit four.

Orlando, Florida
Who else is looking forward to not having to get up for work tomorrow? I love my job. I love the people I work with even more, but I cannot wait to sleep in.
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I know I use this platform as entertainment 50% of the time, but seriously: How the fuck did Donald Trump become president of the United States?
This inbred moron standing behind Fake White Trash Jesus at his rally today is eating his earwax and scratching his head like a gorilla.
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The older you get, the louder the saxophones get.
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I was on the phone with Darryl about 20 minutes ago and he asked me if I have a “bucket list” and I told him “no, that’s never been a thing of mine”. I take that back - I’d like to see Miley in person. What a superior entertainer.
🎥 Avant de performer Jolene, Miley a pleuré et a également expliqué l’importance de Dolly Parton dans sa vie, et ce depuis son enfance. Elle rêvait de performer au Hollywood Bowl car c’est là qu’elle a vu Dolly en concert pour la seule et unique fois.
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Yes, most sociopaths introduce themselves as a “normal” person. It’s when all hell breaks loose that’s the issue.
Vance: "I've never met Putin in person. I've spoken to him on the phone. He was calmer than you might expect. The American media has a stereotype of him. He's very deliberate and measured in his words. I think, at his core, he's someone who cares about Russia's interests as he sees them. One reason he respects the President is that he recognizes the President cares about the interests of the American people." x.com/Acyn/status/1958307741…
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Who dis?
Congress Must Investigate Trump’s Aid and Comfort to Putin nationalreview.com/2026/10/c…
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Janine Talley retweeted
Trump hitting the local bathhouse after this appearance.
Trump: I don't think Ossoff is a good looking man. I actually think Mike Collins is a good looking man. And he's all man. And Rick Jackson is beautiful
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Janine Talley retweeted
All billionaires have too much power. At a certain level of income, your life doesn't really change, just your power over other people does. We can have billionaires or we can have democracy. We cannot have both.
If one billionaire can shut off the internet for an entire country fighting for its survival, that billionaire has way too much fucking power.
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My hobby is going through Facebook Marketplace and telling scammers that I know their shit isn’t “antique”.
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Isn’t it his duty to inform us of what he knows?
Trump: "Honestly, I could've done numbers on Hillary Clinton. I could've done numbers on Bill Clinton. I could've done numbers on Barack Hussein Obama. Still could. I still could. I could do big numbers if I wanted to. Go after them. Criminally. Destroy their reputations."
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Then say it. Give us the information.
Trump: "Honestly, I could've done numbers on Hillary Clinton. I could've done numbers on Bill Clinton. I could've done numbers on Barack Hussein Obama. Still could. I still could. I could do big numbers if I wanted to. Go after them. Criminally. Destroy their reputations."
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Was she searching for someone who would tell her “yes”? Because that’s what it sounds like.
Zacharia: "A lot of the misinformation, miscommunication is around the fact that I labeled myself a lawyer. I consulted for a long time many people in the field -- 'Is it ok if I label myself a lawyer? ' -- and they said, 'Absolutely. You can call yourself a lawyer. You have a JD'" Stunning 🤡🤡
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Replying to @ryangrim
Vote her in on one condition, she has to stay drunk for her entire term.
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From where do we purchase this insurance?
Trump: "We will pass a truly great healthcare plan that will stop all payments to big insurance companies"
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Well, the AMEX wasn’t spent on shoes or clothes at Neiman Marcus.
Christmas 2023 picture with woman Trump guesses dated his son a long time ago. They were engaged for four years.
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Janine Talley retweeted
You can clearly see the moment Josh Allen put the CAPE on🦸‍♂️#BillsMafia
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Janine Talley retweeted
No Player in the NFL is More Valuable to his team than Josh Allen is to the Buffalo Bills. Argue with a wall.
You can clearly see the moment Josh Allen put the CAPE on🦸‍♂️#BillsMafia
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Oddly, these are the replies that make me question my sanity. WHAT?!?!
Replying to @J9Talley
Ohh worried about pat but you never said anything about the liberal fucks that make everything political
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The NFL and the networks need to stop giving Pat McAfee platforms. This is ridiculous.
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Can't believe the president who scheduled a public execution didn't win the Nobel Peace prize
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