J. Bob Pritzker for President 2024! End thetan inequality through social justice and dianetic materialism. Peotone Spaceport advocate. We/us
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As one of America's most historically marginalized groups, Scientologists bring a unique voice to J. Bob Pritzker's coalition. The intersection between Scientology, BIPOC, women, and others provides an extra ally to dismantle oppression.
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We have evidence that Pete Crow-Armstrong is as many as six different people. The success of the Cubs depends on which one(s)* play tonight.
*We're also aware the playoff roster may contain more than one incarnation of the same person as per Rule 4.03(c.5)
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Another reminder that Mitch McConnell doesn't exist. He never has, never will, and anyone claiming he does is a conspiracy theorist.
Trick question! The so-called "Mitch McConnell" is merely a hallucination we have all collectively experienced due to the psychiatry lobby drugging our breakfast cereals.
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We joke, but we not sure if Robert Lewandowski is into orgies. Honestly, he probably is not and that is his choice. But if he is... [whatever the equivalent of 'hubba hubba' is in Polish].
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The best part of Alan Jackson's "Where Were You" is when some ironic America themed party abroad accidentally plays it as a country standard. It's the millennial version of playing Born in the USA as a patriotic hymn.
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We haven't had a good anti-@DarrenBaileyIL post in many years, largely because Pritzker will win so handily that it's jusy embarrassing. But here we go: a thread.
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8. Who, given the oppotunity, does not make a joke about the ballcock? And this man wants to be governor? What a farce!
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Another reminder that AI needs to drain the Lake Formerly Known as Ontario if it wants create anything remotely close to what we spew on a semi-weekly basis.
You clearly have never woken up in Rantoul, surrounded by bobcats for some reason, yet uninjured, then had to pay a pimp named Sparky for a series of completely nonsexual services. The point we're trying to make is Malort is disgusting, but we still support his pandering to Gen Z
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Understanding that psychiatry is a dangerous cult is the first step to rejecting its lies. And trust us, we know a thing or two about cults.
Werner Herzog on why he’ll never go to therapy:
“I’d rather die than go to an analyst.”
“If you harshly light every last corner of a house, the house will be uninhabitable. It’s like that with your soul.”
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As Scientologists, we don't claim to know much about the afterlife. It might involve getting your own planet. But maybe that's Mormons. Either way, Dolly Parton, Carl Dean, Kenny Rogers, and Jolene the bank teller are currently having one hell of an alien heaven orgy right now.
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