I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials. If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something... We already got it in. Like...GOT. IT. IN. We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun. We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough. We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer. We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field. INTO THE WOODS. Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass? And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm. That was TALENT. We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else. There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends. There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.” And we FOLLOWED MIKE. We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast. And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house. Eating pizza and watching movies. Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle. We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process. We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on. We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet. We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction. We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback. And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop. So yes...now we like being home. We like sweatpants. We like cancelling plans. We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending. We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table. We like being home by 8:17. And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?” Sleeping...we are sleeping. Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement. We already played, partied and danced on the bar. We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl. We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones. So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think: “God, you guys are boring.” Sweetheart...oh sweetheart. You are looking at retired legends. Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented. xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

I don’t know who this young girl is. But spoke brilliantly as to we Hindus went silent due to fear of mocking in our country. Our beliefs were questioned if we dared to wear our beliefs on our sleeves.

This middle class madam you see here pulling her own luggage, always dressed humbly, with a no-nonsense attitude? She needs a big applause for what India has pulled with a 7.8% growth during one of the toughest global economic climate year. She has delivered consistent growth for India, maneuvering India through multiple crises, while keeping inflation low and reducing deficit. She just doesn't get enough credit for what she has done. In fact, she gets hate and mockery mostly. I think just because she's a woman. > She has cleared 10 lakh crore NPA from banks > Delivered 7.6%+ avg GDP growth for past six years (after Covid, Ukraine war, Gulf war and trade war with USA) > And cut income tax up to 13 lakhs and indirect tax to 9% at its lowest > Done so many things for India better than all those Oxford, Cambridge economists before But most people are being constantly blackpilled about the economy by foreign adversarial and political propaganda. They keep parroting "high tax" "high inflation" as if everything was lower before. But the truth is, they were much higher and she has brought all down (taxes, deficit, NPAs, and inflation) while keeping growth good. Even under this post we will find people complaining because that's how powerful the propaganda is. It is easy to blackpill and make people feel miserable when actually things are better now than before in so many ways.

Water is an amazing thing, Tony. Besides drinking and other chores, you can use water (with soap) to wash your hands before and after meals. And while you're at it, you might as well try washing your bottom with water after you take a shit.

Entire western media give morality lecture to India when we prepare dust ball pitches to get the wins but no one will open their mouth when Australia prepared this graveyard of a wicket coz they lost 1st test to Bangladesh. Australia couldn't win against Bangladesh fairly, we will remember that!

#icc @BCBtigers terrible wicket for a two day test match . When home aide itself gets bundles for 210 its shows how underprepared the wicket is . #cricket

Attention ! - This Instagram account is spreading unverified claims that the Government is about to impose an emergency and that everything will be shut down, causing unnecessary panic among the public. - I request @DelhiPolice and @NIA_India to please review this content and take appropriate action if it violates the law by spreading misinformation or creating public fear.

#nehabora #cjp @BJP4India

This video is of Marathi actress Ketki Chitale being released from jail -22 FIRs were registered against her -Was arrested like a wanted criminal -Spent over 40 days in jail And why? For sharing a poem on social media criticizing Sharad Pawar.. INDI alliance has the audacity to talk about democracy, FoE etc?

Karnataka Congress files case against three Instagram users over "objectionable posts" targeting Rahul Gandhi deccanherald.com/india/karna…

🚨 Karnataka Congress registers FIRs against 3 Instagram users in Bengaluru for “objectionable posts” on Rahul Gandhi

Listen to Family Members of Delhi Police "Papa jab aate the protest se to bolte the ki ab Students protest nahi raha" "Unke sar par 4 taanke aaye aur unhe hi ye log criminal bol rahe?" "Unki Uniform Khoon se bhari hui thi" CJP wants to save History Sheeters and POCSO accused criminals but wants action on Delhi Police? #WeStandWithDelhiPolice

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY. BUT POLITICS ENSURES ONLY ONE IS TOLD. BUT THIS YOUNG WOMAN DEMANDS TO BE HEARD. "My father was almost lynched to death. He suffered head injuries. He was dragged by a violent mob. His uniform was soaked in blood. But when I opened social media, I was shocked to see my father being portrayed as the villain." INDEED. They perform one of the most thankless jobs in the country. A job that demands they put their lives on the line so that law and order holds. Whatever your politics, no family should have to watch a loved one risk their life in service, only to see them vilified without regard for the facts.

He came home soaked in blood. The next day, his daughter says, he was being called a "criminal" online. The daughter of a Delhi Police SI says her father, a former Marine Commando, was nearly lynched while on duty during the Jantar Mantar clashes and remained unconscious for hours. She says seeing his blood-soaked uniform at home was devastating, only to then watch those accused of attacking him move court against police personnel. She has now approached the Supreme Court, saying police families, too, deserve to be heard and to receive justice. #cjp #delhipolice #supremecourt

Bro just embarrassed the entire CJP ecosystem. 16000 + reshares on Instagram already. Now it’s X’s turn. Let’s make sure this reaches every timeline.

#swiggy #zomato @Swiggy horrible horrible company whoch will let food go to waste to manage their metrics . If this is what they can do tk their premium swiggy one customers womder what restaurent owner would be gng through

अभी -- धर्मेन्द्र प्रधान का इस्तीफा ही तो मांग रहे है खुद शिक्षा मंत्री थे तब --- पेपर मैने थोड़े करवाया है राजस्थान में शिक्षा मंत्री रहते 21 पेपर लीक का रिकॉर्ड बनाने वाले डोटासरा

#CJPProtest #dipke

BIG UPDATE: As per reports, Delhi Police is mulling major action against the rioters. Strict action will be taken. Among the proposed measures, the passports of those found involved in the rioting may be canceled.

#cjp #goi #bjp #neet Bahut se krantikarioyon ki bahut hi jald misaal banegi jaise bahot saaron ki pehle bhi bani thi . Trust in GOI.