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Fertility doctor that figured out why my wife was having miscarriages
We now have 3 kids
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Gas over $4/gal
Food prices are up
Health insurance premiums up anywhere from 50-100%
And these asshats are throwing a birthday party for a dog
Burn it to the ground
Sen. Jim Justice throws a huge birthday party for his dog on Capitol Hill 🎂
🎥: @hicharliecotton
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Hire a prepper and pay them above market hourly wage, save both time and money
Prep yourself: $0 in fees, 20 hours a week
Prep center: $1 a unit, 0 hours a week
Say your time is worth $50/hour, which is conservative. 20 hours is $1,000 a week.
At 1,000 units a week, the prep center also costs $1,000.
Same cost either way. One lets you grow, and the other caps you at however many hours you can stand to prep.
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#BREAKING: States with the most ICE deportations are seeing the largest rent decreases.
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“I just got a $2/hr raise.”
People: Congratulations, let’s celebrate. Drinks on you.
“I made $22,435 from my side business last year.”
People: You don’t need to brag. Be humble. You know you gotta pay taxes and most businesses fail.”
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Joe Hart retweeted
Going to Gatlinburg with the family for a week in October
Already planning on doing Dollywood and possibly Anakeesta
What other recommendations do y’all have that are kid friendly?
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Boomers: My mortgage was 15% back in the 70’s
Give me the 15% mortgage on a house that cost 5 wooden nickels and 14 grapes
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My 2028 vote goes to whoever's policy is public execution of the people bombarding me with spam calls/texts for business loan offers.
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15+ leads posted today
Q4 is gonna be sexy
Limited spots available
whop.com/checkout/plan_p36Y4…
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