Who am I? Who are you?! I'm just low-tech boy in a high-tech world. I trust no one, but listen to everyone. Free speech is the only way. Ammosexual G/F/Y
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No truer words ever spoke.
Gross. Grosser. Grossest!
Hey this message is for people in Cincinnati, we need to talk.
I just ate at Skyline Chili and it was disgusting. (People were lovely, but the chili was the worst chili I’ve ever had in my life). My chili is so, so much better than that and I’m not even a chili expert or professional.
I need to know what else y’all are putting in your mouths to make that taste good. Legit I’m deeply concerned about you.
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JimmyfromtheG retweeted
A guy bought a $1,500 Samsung TV 3 years ago.
He watched Netflix. He watched YouTube. He thought the picture looked fine. He assumed that's just what a TV looks like.
His friend, a home theater installer who calibrates TVs for a living, walked into his apartment and looked at the screen for 5 seconds.
"You're watching everything in demo mode. The motion smoothing is on. The eco dimmer is cutting your brightness by 40%. Your TV is taking a screenshot of your screen every 30 seconds and selling your viewing data to advertisers. And you're watching a $1,500 panel in the same picture mode Best Buy uses under fluorescent lights to make TVs pop on a showroom wall."
He changed 9 settings in 12 minutes.
The picture looked like a different television. The soap opera effect disappeared. The colors became natural. The TV stopped spying on him.
Here's every setting he changed 🧵
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JimmyfromtheG retweeted
Where are the bodies Garth ?
The Garth Brooks rabbit hole is a DEEP one 🕳️🐇
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JimmyfromtheG retweeted
The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀
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JimmyfromtheG retweeted
Here's the thing.
We handed Trump everything.
On a golden platter.
We gave him the House.
We gave him the Senate.
We gave him the greatest comeback victory in political history with a popular vote never before seen in a presidential campaign.
We fought for him.
We believed in him.
Many of us lost friends. Lost jobs. Lost FAMILY over our support of him.
Many of us have dedicated more than a decade of our lives to him in the hopes of seeing him succeed.
Some even spent YEARS in prison.
Some DIED for the cause.
Only to be lied to. Used. Betrayed.
So I don't particularly give a fuck what any of you MAGA cultists out there who are too stupid to realize how badly you've been played think of me.
I don't think of you at all.
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As a Trump supporter (who voted for him 3x's), I hope after the midterms he is impeached and removed from office immediately!!!!
No FUCKING WARS!!! (Iran is not our problem)
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JimmyfromtheG retweeted
Six years in the gym taught me some brutal truths about fitness:
1. Eat all the damn fruits you want.- It’s almost impossible to overeat it.
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JimmyfromtheG retweeted
Artificial intelligence rewrites the ending of Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner
And the internet goes wild, touched 💧
anna maria moscarell
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Hey, liberals. This isn't hard.
Non-U.S. citizens over 18 must carry proof of legal status per federal law (8 U.S.C. § 1304). This includes:
- Lawful permanent residents: Permanent Resident Card (Green Card).
- Nonimmigrants: Passport with visa and Form I-94.
- Others: Employment Authorization Document (EAD), refugee/asylee docs, etc.
Since 2025, certain non-citizens must also register via Form G-325R and carry physical proof like registration confirmation or I-94 printout. Check USCIS.gov for specifics.
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So true.
Age 35 - 55 can be scary for men,
> Close friends get busier with family
> Other friends give up on life
> Parents and mentors start to struggle with health
> Your first born is either a teenager or almost getting married
> Friends start dying from health issues
> Some people you respected fall to drugs
> You realize how frustrated most of people are
> You start to realize the importance of creating solid relationships in your teens and 20s
> If you've built nothing tangible, you start to feel like a failure.
It's not an easy phase for most men.
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Is this why the Right and Right-wing media wants to demonize Massie?
Too much common sense?
The fraud in MN is insane and should be prosecuted, but I have questions:
When did it become the federal government’s role to provide daycare?
Can grandmas get payments if they care for grandkids? why not?
Do moms who work at home or on a farm qualify for this assistance?
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JimmyfromtheG retweeted
probably the greatest line delivery I've heard from a movie 😂
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The interest rates on these vehicles are insane. Even with an almost 800 credit score 6.9%?!?!
GTFOH.
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Ditto.
Nope. I don’t regret my vote or why I voted. But I fully admit that sometimes I wish this man would just STFU and just lead the country. Throwing dirt on a man who was murdered is wrong. I get it. The guy came for you. But you (Trump) missed a huge opportunity to rise above it. Stop tweeting dumb crap and lead.
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