These newer cars are just awful. No you’re not going to tell me I need a “coffee break”, You’re definitely NOT going to re-lock my car after I JUST UNLOCKED IT, because you don’t think I’m close enough to the car. Oh and I’ll idle the car as long as I want to. K thanks.

This Saints defense is terrible. Will Reichard should easily be able to hit seven field goals next week.

Sometimes the torch-passing between NBA franchise players can be ugly or difficult. I asked Shai Gilgeous-Alexander about his relationship with Russell Westbrook as two Thunder icons. “He's honestly just like a great human despite what people have said about him. Russ is amazing. He's always been a phone call away if I needed something, if I needed to bounce something off of him, if I needed some advice, like he's the real deal. He's an A+ human. A+ basketball player. Like, it doesn't get better than Russ. That's my guy and he had a great career and sad to see him go.”

Geodude has zero business being here

13 players have rushed for 100 yards in an NFL game this year. Three (Warren, Hubbard and Gordon) played at Oklahoma State. Alabama (Gibbs and Henry) and Georgia (Cook and Swift) are the only other schools with multiple guys.

Y’all think Will Reichard just parks in KOC’s designated parking spot at TCO? Just rolls up in his Toyota Camry or whatever he drives and parks right up front, gets out and walks right in. KOC cruises by, sees his spot taken, says something under his breath and parks elsewhere.

Teams to start 4-0 that didn’t score a touchdown in two of the four wins: 2026 Minnesota #Vikings 1923 Chicago Cardinals 1922 Chicago Cardinals #Skol

People who have seen The Odyssey on film, how does it rank compared to the book and the minivan?

Oh my God this graphic

This is the diagnosis of most Vikings fans.

On what planet should a monkey who can play the bongos not be showered with all the riches we have to offer

Ollivander’s wand shop should’ve gone out of business a long, long time ago. Harry pays seven Galleons for a wand, which sounds reasonable until you actually think about what goes into making one. If a wand costs seven Galleons, Ollivander has to be making them for significantly less just to cover rent, materials, his time, and still make a profit. But then you have wands made with unicorn hair. Ron’s two wands, Draco’s, Cedric’s and Lupin’s all use unicorn hair, and Slughorn tells us unicorn hairs cost ten Galleons each. So Ollivander is already losing at least three Galleons on the material alone before you even factor in the wood, his time, craftsmanship and everything else that goes into making the wand. And the customers are terrible for business too. Most people buy their wand at eleven and keep it for the rest of their lives. The wand chooses the wizard, so it’s not like people are coming back every few years for a replacement. Sure, people like Ron and Neville can end up with hand-me-downs, but that’s even worse for Ollivander because he isn’t getting a new sale. So who exactly is keeping this business alive? His customers mostly buy one wand when they’re eleven, they’re likely all shopping around the summer holidays, and then they disappear for decades. Meanwhile, Ollivander has to pay for materials, his own time, and presumably a pretty expensive shop in the middle of Diagon Alley. Considering Ollivanders was apparently established in 382 BC, this shop should’ve gone bankrupt centuries ago. How the hell is Ollivander making money?

Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.

tigers being the real kings of the jungle but getting robbed of the title because lions have a blonde blowout is a level of favoritism I’ll never understand.

Borrowed from FB 😂

I’m just excited that Oklahoma State is ranked again so every time I open the ESPN app for College Football, I don’t have to select all FBS.

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