Uses ink pens for paper crossword puzzles. (Crappy) Podcaster on @ABQpodcast. It’s impossible to be in love with Jake, only Jake is in love with Jake.
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For the first I have A) a pair of Ray Bans & 2) my corrective lenses in sunglasses. It’s such a trip to see clearly whilst wearing sunglasses 😂💪🏻
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Can we take a moment to appreciate Navy football going full Marine Corps with the Semper Fidelis uniforms?
That blood stripe. 🩸😮💨
Navy Athletics
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Crying in baseball is allowed today. This was a perfect exit for future first ballot Hall of Famer Justin Verlander. So awesome.
Baseball Is Dead
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maybe I’m too easily irritated but this ai thumbnail style is remarkably hideous and off-putting and I intentionally never click on videos that look like this. actual poop from a butt slop
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🔥🚨LATEST: These Black men pulled up on a 6-year-old autistic child after they found out he was getting bullied at his bus stop so they stepped in.
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A reminder that a U.S. president cannot suspend federal elections, even during a declaration of martial law.
Stay focused.
Stay vigilant.
Stay peaceful.
Spread democracy.
This is America.
Don't tread on us. 🇺🇸
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This administration in a picture.
They don’t give a solitary fuck about you, your family, your neighbors or your community.
💰 Trump's state dinner table seats billionaires worth a combined $1.13 trillion.
Take a look: tmz.com/2026/09/25/trump-sta…
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Ben Affleck says his 17 year-old roasted him for trying to give relationship advice
“My kids are talking at dinner and they'll talk about their friends and the drama and the relationships, and I have some lived experience. I think that's worth sharing, some lessons...”
“I was saying, you know, well, the thing about that relationship there with that person and the 17 year-old just turns to me and goes, ‘Oh, like you're the expert on relationships’”
“I went to a bookstore with them... and there's some book by a French guy and it's called I'm Sorry for Everything, and my kid immediately just turns to me deadpan and goes, ‘Oh, look, Dad, it's your autobiography’”
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The stage is finally set, Red Sox vs Yankees in The Bronx for the American League Wild Card starting on Tuesday!
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25 years on and Karla hasn't lost an ounce of her radiance. ❤️🔥 Time marches on, but true grace and beauty are forever ♥️✨
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