My flatmate keeps talking through GoldenEye and I’m so hungover. Shut up!
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So he is a shadow of a minister who doesn’t really do anything?
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On reflection prison officials probably shouldn’t have granted her the final meal of ‘antidote’
Christa Pike is now conscious and speaking after a failed execution attempt with two lethal injections. (abcnews.link/tAwjYAq)
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Rees Mogg is so English he probably calls it the Underground.
Scoop of #CPC26 @Jacob_Rees_Mogg in the queue for a Subway. We truly are a changed party 😁
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Applies equally to the Lib Dem and reform wings tbh.
Who does Badenoch mean here? “In the past... we had people who used our party... to get elected and then... betrayed our values.” And she insists: “we are not uniting with that.”
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Kemi Badenoch will order a review of devolution which will consider withdrawing powers from the Scottish Parliament if she wins the next general election. dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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The only piece of kit the UK has that is capable of taking down a ballistic missile is a 45 destroyer. We have six. Only 2 are operational and one is in the gulf. So we have one ship defending against ballistic missiles. This can’t be the case.
🚨 NEW: The Tories have promised to build a £10bn Israeli-style Iron Dome called the “Britannia Shield”
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But what about?…
If a gay white man like Tom Daley wore blackface he’d lose his sponsorship. So why is Daley’s drag womanface being celebrated by the media? Drag insults women no less than blackface does Blacks.
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This extension has been done near me, how beautiful.
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À bord de la frégate multi-missions Auvergne, j'ai assisté au premier tir du nouveau missile balistique M51.3 depuis le sous-marin nucléaire lanceur d'engins Le Vigilant. Très peu de nations disposent d'un tel savoir-faire. Félicitations à tous les acteurs de cette réussite exceptionnelle : DGA, CEA, Ariane Group, Naval Group et Marine nationale. Votre professionnalisme, votre rigueur et votre maîtrise technique sont la fierté de la France. Ce succès technique est une nouvelle démonstration de la crédibilité de notre dissuasion, dont la pérennité est assurée. Pour être libre, il faut être craint. Et pour être craint, il faut être puissant. Pour protéger les Français dans la durée face aux menaces, j'ai engagé dès 2017 le renouvellement de nos moyens pour les décennies à venir. En dix ans, le budget de nos armées aura doublé. Nos futurs sous-marins stratégiques sont actuellement en chantier. Le programme de missiles stratégiques hypersoniques et manœuvrants, qui équiperont notre composante aérienne de dissuasion, a été lancé cette année. Notre dissuasion nucléaire nous protège et continuera à nous protéger. Vive la République et vive la France.
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Gay guys only: After how many dates would it start becoming very strange to you if no sex, including oral, has occurred
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Prince Philip has zero filter
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The most important briefings of the day. Karl Deisseroth, professor of bioengineering and of psychiatry and behavioral sciences, shares the news of his Nobel Prize with his kids.
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Christ can the British broadsheets just write about something other than middle aged women blowing their family lives up and never being happier. <monkey paw closes>
The sadness could be overwhelming. I just wanted to feel something else. My libido kicked in thetimes.com/life-style/sex-…
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Someone commented “when your first introduction to sex is porn…” but what should it be? Your parents demonstrating it to you? Someone else who’s also had no introduction to sex? A teacher in school explaining the mechanics while everyone is giggling? What’s the game plan here?
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Replying to @carla_denyer
Tell you what. Get your Muslim members to promise they will never attend a mosque that criticises homosexuality. Then we’ll talk.
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Is there something above sir?
Mission accomplished… Sir Kevin Sinfield and his team are welcomed on to the pitch at the Super League Grand Final at the end of their ultramarathon challenge for MND bbc.co.uk/sport
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Mission accomplished… Sir Kevin Sinfield and his team are welcomed on to the pitch at the Super League Grand Final at the end of their ultramarathon challenge for MND bbc.co.uk/sport
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This may be the most correct thing I’ve ever read. @willydunn in the @NewStatesman on John Healey
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